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[psychologicalshock]

I clipped some human's tooth out (and nothing else) in a goblin fortress, I was like woah wtf something just flew off... Now I carry it around as a trophy.

[pickupsticks]

It would be nice to be able to set it in a ring!

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

Or string it on a necklace.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Or wear dragon hide armor, make a 7 head tall hydra totem pole, A giant tiger carpet...

*sigh* someday...

Had killed a wandering demon sometime ago...hauled it's big ass corpse in the town meadhall and surrounded it with severed heads (harpies, griffins,etc.).

It was a hit with the townsfolk and the kids loved playing around it for some reason.

[psychologicalshock]

I found the same human a bit later (I checked the tooth's name and compared it to his), oddly enough when we met again (only a few hours after I gave him some bronze-age dentistry) his stats didn't show a missing tooth. Did he regrow it?

[spikesp]

Or wear dragon hide armor, make a 7 head tall hydra totem pole, A giant tiger carpet...

*sigh* someday...

Had killed a wandering demon sometime ago...hauled it's big ass corpse in the town meadhall and surrounded it with severed heads (harpies, griffins,etc.).

It was a hit with the townsfolk and the kids loved playing around it for some reason.

wow ... i think i have to strat learning how play adventure mode now that put a smile on my face 

[Bronzebeard]

Or wear dragon hide armor, make a 7 head tall hydra totem pole, A giant tiger carpet...

*sigh* someday...

Had killed a wandering demon sometime ago...hauled it's big ass corpse in the town meadhall and surrounded it with severed heads (harpies, griffins,etc.).

It was a hit with the townsfolk and the kids loved playing around it for some reason.

Woah, really? I have to try being a human sometime; I'll definitely try that.

[Funk]

next time try useing your hands to rip teeth out.

[Hairywoodenleg]

big ass corpse

Was it an ass demon?

[Kobold Troubadour]

Was it an ass demon?

Nope...


Surrounded by wolves and harpies, we did the logical thing. Hold a temporary truce & fight side by side to clean up the ruble...


...but in the end, there can only be one...


....Alas, the rest of the story is for another time. Anywho, the trophies where a hit:


Some kid even sneaks out past bedtime to see it:


So yeah, kids playing atop a pile of corpses, townsfolk merrily drinking in the same room with a large, skinless, pterosaur demon corpse (among others). Only in Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode.

[psychologicalshock]

Most interesting thing happened:
I was walking around killing a "goblin" fortress (i.e. a human+elven commune with one goblin whose a "general" with nothing on but underwear), then I walked right outside of it and found a brook, 3 steps later the brook disappears... I think it's frozen over. I just witnessed the coming of winter apparently, in one turn.

[Village_Idiot]

Most interesting thing happened:
I was walking around killing a "goblin" fortress (i.e. a human+elven commune with one goblin whose a "general" with nothing on but underwear), then I walked right outside of it and found a brook, 3 steps later the brook disappears... I think it's frozen over. I just witnessed the coming of winter apparently, in one turn.

This can also happen while swimming in the water and cause instant death to adventurers...