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Rex_Nex

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Carp: Fall from Glory
« on: May 18, 2010, 06:06:19 pm »
Now, we all know carp are "just another fish" now, but we must immortalize them. May I suggest we try and make up discover the story that led to the Carp's fall from glory?
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stolide

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Re: Carp: Fall from Glory
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 08:13:38 pm »
Quote from: Rex_Nex on May 18, 2010, 06:06:19 pm
Now, we all know carp are "just another fish" now, but we must immortalize them. May I suggest we try and make up discover the story that led to the Carp's fall from glory?

Or just mod them back to glory.
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Re: Carp: Fall from Glory
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 08:35:50 pm »
They traded ferocious attack power for better flotational ability, and now they are nerf carp
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Re: Carp: Fall from Glory
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 08:45:55 pm »
Quote from: atomfullerene on May 18, 2010, 08:35:50 pm
They traded ferocious attack power for better flotational ability, and now they are nerf carp
No they aren't, I don't have my Nerf carp shooter yet to go with all the rest of my Nerf guns. :P
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Re: Carp: Fall from Glory
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 09:23:09 pm »
They still managed to drag a warthog into a river once on this let's play video I watched.


Oh. I'm sorry the Warthog must of charged/dodged into the water.

But still there was a lot of blood.
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Coalition soldier cancels attack dummy brain: interrupted by Rocklet. x6
Rocklet has scuttled!
Crab has been crushed! x106
Coalition soldier has been crushed! x6
Crab has been crushed! x43

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Re: Carp: Fall from Glory
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 09:24:15 pm »
The carp are withholding their true power and allowing their minions, the Forgotten Beasts, to distract the dwarves until such a time as they decide to subjugate or kill all the peoples of the lands.
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