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[zchris13]

Yeah, ever read The Great Gatsby?

[Urist Imiknorris]

The first person at least isn't accusing anyone of anything.

My only response to the second two:

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GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET.

[Josephus]

The first person at least isn't accusing anyone of anything.

My only response to the second two:

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GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET.

Dude, blowing the planet up to get rid of a couple of loonies is counterproductive.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Who said it was at full power? Or even full-scale?

[Josephus]

Who said it was at full power? Or even full-scale?

You can fine tune the Death Star superlaser?

Okay, I'm sold. Where can I get one of those?

[Grakelin]

Only takes 30-40 years to build.

[ein]

I got mine from Alderaan.

[Phmcw]

Don't buy those they have HORRIBLE design flaw.

[RedKing]

I find your lack of faith...disturbing. Well, not me actually, but there's this tall dark gentleman who would like to crush your windpipe with his mind have a talk with you.

[Josephus]

Don't buy those they have HORRIBLE design flaw.

Nah, it's all good. I'm getting mine with one of those IG droids in the core. You know, destroy all sentient life and all that.

[Jackrabbit]

You could automate the entire thing and then it could just be a big ball with no holes in it.

[Hyperturtle]

Wouldn't it be easier to throw them into a saarlac pit?

[Karnewarrior]

No, no, no, You are all missing the worst part.

The Garbage chute leads to the core of the ship!

Was the engineer drunk? What the hell?

You'd think Vader would have spotted that design flaw.

"O.K, so the Death Star is 99% indesructible."
"Wait, 99%?"
"Yeah, theres a little garbage chute that leads to the giant gunpowder stockpiles. If someone gets a missle down there, the whole station goes boom."
"And you wonder why your broke?"
"Hey, for 28 Credits, that's a deal!"
"Get out of my office."

[Agdune]

Oh wow, that michelle malkin blog is awesome! Her little article about a human rights group representative discussing the USA's human right faults with a Chinese representative (to quote the fellow: "MR. POSNER: Sure. You know, I think, again, this goes back to Ambassador Huntsman’s comment. Part of a mature relationship is, do you have an open discussion where you not only raise the other guy’s problems but you raise your own and you have a discussion about it? We did plenty of that."):

Reading the responses you'd think he (with the cooperation of Obama, naturally) had sold 2/3rds of the countries population into slavery. The impotent fury! Admitting to fault is tantamount to treason!

No..no..no! Anyone who represents the United States to a foreign government has no right, none, zero, nada, to besmirch the names and the lives of Americans who shed blood protecting foreigners. When have the Chinese ever stood in defense with their blood of America. This is disgusting on so many levels and, even though I didn’t think it possible, sinks this Administration to a whole new low.

I don’t care what some moderates say, for example, that Michael Medved radio guy… the truth is that obama really IS out to detroy America. This evil traitor hates America for some reason and is doing his best to bring us down.
He is the epitome of evil. Listen, if the Democrats win in November, and especially if obama wins in 2012, then I feel that it is safe to say that there is no God, because the God I believe in would simply never allow America to fall this way…

[Grakelin]

I guess that will finally put the Atheist thread to rest.