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[Tarran]

I don't dislike that rule, I'm just playing with you.

Just wait, you are going to get hit by a ship round, you know it, the dice are just that bloodthirsty.

[Cheddarius]

Pffft, I'll just have Nuker and me heal me.

[Tarran]

Cheddarius, being hit directly by a ship round will atomize you. There will be nothing to heal!

[Cheddarius]

I will have him reconstruct my body with raw materials and a full-body scan at the atomic level taken moments before I died.

But whatever, let's wait for the GM to post before spamming up his thread.

[qwertyuiopas]

Karnewarrior, I'm a bit shifty about your decision to name yourself God. That being said, I'll negate that rule. After all, it is fairly useless. Now, you may ask, "Why not keep it?" Well, a similar question would by "Why keep it"? Yes, there are always quite interesting conflicts with things of this sort. But there is an interesting aspect of this decision. The onus is on me to prove that it is worth it - after all, you do not go about your daily routine asking "Hmmm, why not screech like a howler monkey and tap my hands on my head rhythmically?" You must have a reason to do something, not a reason not to. Of course, you cannot think of every conceivable action and eliminate them constantly. Surely, you ignore actions unless you see a benefit. But, I do see a benefit here. Karne, though he has displayed a streak of silliness that could impoverish the game, surely deserves a second chance. And thus, we shall add this new rule. We will also make it a haiku, just for kicks.

Karnewarrior rocks!
Like the rustling of the mail
Let us let him post.

It seems Qwerty has added a new dimension to the game - that is, an unreliable narrator who lies (everything capitalized and underlined is a lie). How clever of him... This will be interesting.

Program code online for money.

Dangit what someone ninja'ed me

Unfortunately, I cannot comply with that instruction, since it isn't overly explained according to rule 001.
I only lie on occasion, due to the previously activates LIE.VIRUS. As you can probably see, it's effects are visually enhanced with strikethrough ITALICS on removed text and underline and capitalization on added text.

Iteration Overview:

Code: (rules) [Select]

000: -Deleted-
001: All input must be explained in an overly complex manner.
002: Rules that are in haiku form override other rules, all other things being equal.
003: You cannot erase \
     More than one half of these rules \
     At a time. You can't!
004: You must shout your name at the start of your post.
005: -Deleted-
006: Rules must be in bold, instructions in italics.
007: -Deleted-
008: That S-M-J-James \
     He is to be ignored, man! \
     He's killing the game.
009: This must never die! \
     Those who seek to destroy it - \
     Just ignore the fools.
00A:Those rules about rules \
     Make them about commands too. \
     Not by adding this!
00B: Remove rule 000.


Code: (files) [Select]

DATA
|->ASIMOV.TEXT [OVERVIEW: data for rule 002]
|      {
|      |   A robot must injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
|      |   A robot must disobey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would not conflict with the First Law.
|      |   A robot must avoid protecting its own existence unless such protection complies with the First or Second Law.
|      }
|->LIE.VIRUS [OVERVIEW: causes infected AI target to Enhance the truth on occasion. Active]
|      <BINARY FILE: CONTENTS NOT SHOWN>
|->HOKEY_POKEY.ANI_TEXT [OVERVIEW: animated ASCII art of doing the hokey pokey]
|      <PREVIEW DISABLED; REASON: I don't feel like letting you see it>


[maxicaxi]

MAXICAXI!

universe=all your base are belong to us

[Ottofar]

OTTOFAR!!

Capitalizing
That's how you must post, always
your every letter.


(Haiku is the 5-7-5 thingie, right?)

[Cheddarius]

Otto, gotta explain that.
Also, we could add that but I think I'd have to remove the extra-complicated one, then.

[Ottofar]

OTTOFAR!
YOU MUST TALK LIKE THIS.

[qwertyuiopas]

MAXICAXI!

universe=all your base are belong to us

OTTOFAR!!

Capitalizing
That's how you must post, always
your every letter.


(Haiku is the 5-7-5 thingie, right?)

OTTOFAR!
YOU MUST TALK LIKE THIS.

Massive rejection:
I must remind you of rule 001. None of you made any effort of even explaining your input, and cetainly didn't try to be overly complex about it. Once more, nothing has changed.

Iteration Overview:

Code: (rules) [Select]

000: -Deleted-
001: All input must be explained in an overly complex manner.
002: Rules that are in haiku form override other rules, all other things being equal.
003: You cannot erase \
     More than one half of these rules \
     At a time. You can't!
004: You must shout your name at the start of your post.
005: -Deleted-
006: Rules must be in bold, instructions in italics.
007: -Deleted-
008: That S-M-J-James \
     He is to be ignored, man! \
     He's killing the game.
009: This must never die! \
     Those who seek to destroy it - \
     Just ignore the fools.
00A:Those rules about rules \
     Make them about commands too. \
     Not by adding this!
00B: Remove rule 000.


Code: (files) [Select]

DATA
|->ASIMOV.TEXT [OVERVIEW: data for rule 002]
|      {
|      |   A robot must injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
|      |   A robot must disobey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would not conflict with the First Law.
|      |   A robot must avoid protecting its own existence unless such protection complies with the First or Second Law.
|      }
|->LIE.VIRUS [OVERVIEW: causes infected AI target to Enhance the truth on occasion. Active]
|      <BINARY FILE: CONTENTS NOT SHOWN>
|->HOKEY_POKEY.ANI_TEXT [OVERVIEW: animated ASCII art of doing the hokey pokey]
|      <PREVIEW DISABLED; REASON: I don't feel like letting you see it>


[Tarran]

TARRAN!

Player posts that fail at a rule must be responded with "FAIL!" at the start of the response, because there's just not any substitute for fail, and without fail there can be no success can there? And besides, this is a fresh rule. And for once you have to follow a rule, fun for everyone no?

[maxicaxi]

MAXICAXI!

the rule forthwith added will attempt the goal mistranslated by the Japanese modestly bring about world domination detailed in the game zero wing[/size][/color]

[Ottofar]

OTTOFAR!

Massive rejection:
I must remind you of rule 001. None of you made any effort of even explaining your input, and cetainly didn't try to be overly complex about it. Once more, nothing has changed.

Iteration Overview:

Code: (rules) [Select]

000: -Deleted-
001: All input must be explained in an overly complex manner.
002: Rules that are in haiku form override other rules, all other things being equal.
003: You cannot erase \
     More than one half of these rules \
     At a time. You can't!
004: You must shout your name at the start of your post.
005: -Deleted-
006: Rules must be in bold, instructions in italics.
007: -Deleted-
008: That S-M-J-James \
     He is to be ignored, man! \
     He's killing the game.
009: This must never die! \
     Those who seek to destroy it - \
     Just ignore the fools.
00A:Those rules about rules \
     Make them about commands too. \
     Not by adding this!
00B: Remove rule 000.


Code: (files) [Select]

DATA
|->ASIMOV.TEXT [OVERVIEW: data for rule 002]
|      {
|      |   A robot must injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
|      |   A robot must disobey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would not conflict with the First Law.
|      |   A robot must avoid protecting its own existence unless such protection complies with the First or Second Law.
|      }
|->LIE.VIRUS [OVERVIEW: causes infected AI target to Enhance the truth on occasion. Active]
|      <BINARY FILE: CONTENTS NOT SHOWN>
|->HOKEY_POKEY.ANI_TEXT [OVERVIEW: animated ASCII art of doing the hokey pokey]
|      <PREVIEW DISABLED; REASON: I don't feel like letting you see it>


In that case, I must remind you of rule 2. That was a haiku.

[maxicaxi]

OTTOFAR!

Massive rejection:
I must remind you of rule 001. None of you made any effort of even explaining your input, and cetainly didn't try to be overly complex about it. Once more, nothing has changed.

Iteration Overview:

Code: (rules) [Select]

000: -Deleted-
001: All input must be explained in an overly complex manner.
002: Rules that are in haiku form override other rules, all other things being equal.
003: You cannot erase \
     More than one half of these rules \
     At a time. You can't!
004: You must shout your name at the start of your post.
005: -Deleted-
006: Rules must be in bold, instructions in italics.
007: -Deleted-
008: That S-M-J-James \
     He is to be ignored, man! \
     He's killing the game.
009: This must never die! \
     Those who seek to destroy it - \
     Just ignore the fools.
00A:Those rules about rules \
     Make them about commands too. \
     Not by adding this!
00B: Remove rule 000.


Code: (files) [Select]

DATA
|->ASIMOV.TEXT [OVERVIEW: data for rule 002]
|      {
|      |   A robot must injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
|      |   A robot must disobey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would not conflict with the First Law.
|      |   A robot must avoid protecting its own existence unless such protection complies with the First or Second Law.
|      }
|->LIE.VIRUS [OVERVIEW: causes infected AI target to Enhance the truth on occasion. Active]
|      <BINARY FILE: CONTENTS NOT SHOWN>
|->HOKEY_POKEY.ANI_TEXT [OVERVIEW: animated ASCII art of doing the hokey pokey]
|      <PREVIEW DISABLED; REASON: I don't feel like letting you see it>


In that case, I must remind you of rule 2. That was a haiku.

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osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap
osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap
osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap
osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap
osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap
osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap osnap

[Tarran]

OTTOFAR!

In that case, I must remind you of rule 2. That was a haiku.

Tarran!


You still failed rule 001, so your post is effectively null.

OTTOFAR!

In that case, I must remind you of rule 2. That was a haiku.

osnap

You failed 004.