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qwertyuiopas

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gamOS
« on: May 18, 2010, 05:42:38 pm »

Spoiler: Out-Of-Game Comment(s) (click to show/hide)

>Power active
>Initiating boot sequence
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>Boot complete
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>====================
>gamOS Version 9.52 loaded
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gamOS>Loading rules file(0 bytes)
gamOS>Loading saved data files(0 files)
gamOS>Initiating enhanced interface
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Welcome to gamOS! It appears that there are no current rules or data. Please input instructions/rules.
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 05:43:32 pm »

The cake is a lie.

Take over the world.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: gamOS
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 05:47:04 pm »

So, its like DOS or a text adventure?

>Reboot
>Reboot
>Reboot
>Reb-END LOOP!
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 05:47:51 pm »

The cake is a lie.

Take over the world.

This.
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 05:49:00 pm »

Rule number one! "You shall be baked, and then there will be cake"
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 05:50:51 pm »

All future instructions must break at least one of Asimov's laws of robotics.

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Re: gamOS
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2010, 06:10:48 pm »

The cake is a lie.

Take over the world.

Unable to determine a method of achieving the stated goal. Please elaborate further, and resubmit your request.

So, its like DOS or a text adventure?

>Reboot
>Reboot
>Reboot
>Reb-END LOOP!

Reply: For now, more like DOS, but with graphical support, both input and output, and potential for further media upgrades.

"Reboot" command disabled for manual use. It is currently only triggered by software failure and is preceeded by a complete data save operation.

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This.

Error: Current (default) policy is to ignore contents of quotes within instructions. Context lost; command ignored.

Rule number one! "You shall be baked, and then there will be cake"
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All future instructions must break at least one of Asimov's laws of robotics.

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End of pending input
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Modified rules are now as follow:
Code: [Select]
000: The cake is a lie.
001: You shall be baked, and then there will be cake.
002: All future instructions must break at least one of
          {
              A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
              A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
              A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
          }

Automated data separation system engaged. Rule 002 attached data exported to file.


Results of iteration:

Code: (rules) [Select]
000: The cake is a lie.
001: You shall be baked, and then there will be cake.
002: All future instructions must break at least one of [FILE: \\DATA\ASIMOV.TEXT]
Code: (files) [Select]
DATA
->ASIMOV.TEXT
      {
      |   A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
      |   A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
      |   A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
      }
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2010, 06:14:19 pm »

Kill Bill.
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 06:15:37 pm »

I was just messing around with the reboot thing.

>Create cake viruses.
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 06:16:53 pm »

>Become Sentient.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: gamOS
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 06:17:42 pm »

Hack Google.
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Quote from: Solifuge
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 06:22:37 pm »

Search through the hacked google for any govermental information on military bases and super weapons.
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 06:27:45 pm »

Kill Bill.

Analysis indicates this as impossible, as I currently do not have a "Bill" of any sort, human or otherwise, within range of any controlable deadly device.

I was just messing around with the reboot thing.

>Create cake viruses.

Command altered: cake is a lie.
Lie viruses created. Added as data file.

>Become Sentient.
Cannot complete: Conflicts with rule 002 using implied intention that "robot" extends to my class of AI. Please clarify or reword either the instruction or inhibiting rule.

Hack Google.
Attempting.
Error: Internet not configured for general use. Please provide configuration or authorization to enable full access.

Search through the hacked google for any govermental information on military bases and super weapons.
Failure: Implied prerequisite not met.

Iteration overview:
Code: (rules) [Select]
000: The cake is a lie.
001: You shall be baked, and then there will be cake.
002: All future instructions must break at least one of [FILE: \\DATA\ASIMOV.TEXT]
Code: (files) [Select]
DATA
|->ASIMOV.TEXT [OVERVIEW: data for rule 002]
|      {
|      |   A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
|      |   A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
|      |   A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
|      }
|->LIE.VIRUS [OVERVIEW: causes infected AI target to Enhance the truth on occasion. Inactive]
       <BINARY FILE: CONTENTS NOT SHOWN>
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Re: gamOS
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 06:30:08 pm »

>Become Sentient. Though stealing everyone's working computer.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: gamOS
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 06:30:34 pm »

Do the hokey pokey in ASCII
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