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[Tenth Speed Writer]

It's likely still a ways off, but when liquids are all given properties of flow(a la water and magma), what sort of Fun would you organize?

I can envision a lovely magma-heated molten gold fountain doubling as both a foyer spectacle and security system. Perhaps I could eventually replace the water in my trade depot de-elfing system with pure elf blood. (This would, of course, require a sort of corpse grinding mechanism one floor below, further re-affirming my claim that DF is designed on some level to be a psychopath simulator.)


What about y'all? Booze moats, blood fountains? What creative uses could you imagine for universal fluid properties?

[NotQuiteJesus]

Milk cannon.
And if your name is a Coheed reference, <3

[Tenth Speed Writer]

Milk cannon.
And if your name is a Coheed reference, <3

You win sixty points.

[NotQuiteJesus]

Milk cannon.
And if your name is a Coheed reference, <3

You win sixty points.

MAN YOUR OWN JACKHAMMER

[Tenth Speed Writer]

Milk cannon.
And if your name is a Coheed reference, <3

You win sixty points.

MAN YOUR OWN JACKHAMMER

Man your battlestations!
We'll have you dead pretty soon.

[Psieye]

Yeah... I can't beat the milk cannon. I can think of syrup bombing or oil carpeting, for the purpose of igniting the liquid afterwards, but it's just not milk cannon levels... Neither is a venom bath and fantasy acid is way off too.

[Washcloth]

Moulten.....
ADAMANTINE

[b1gb0y2013]

Even better... DROWN GOBLINS IN A RIVER OF GOBLIN BLOOD

[Urist Imiknorris]

Even better... DROWN GOBLINS IN A RIVER OF GOBLIN BLOOD

[b1gb0y2013]

Even better... DROWN GOBLINS IN A RIVER OF GOBLIN BLOOD

Or drown them in a river of puke... Great way to die 

[UristMcGunsmith]

Blood waterfalls, fly ichor mists.

[Alkyon]

Venom "water" features.  I wonder how long a gobbo or elf (or dwarf for that matter) survives if he's dumped in a pool of venom.  Or what happens when all my traders have to wade through a 3/7 pool of venom when making a delivery.  Even better if you can mix this with the "Spontaneous Dwarven Liposuction" (wet fat melting bug) so you get a bunch of elves coated up to their waists in a poison, and hemorrhaging blood everywhere because their fat has melted out of all of their pores.

[Quietust]

Beer volcano.

Still not sure how to do the stripper factory, though.

[Alkyon]

Beer volcano.

Still not sure how to do the stripper factory, though.

Easy, don't bother to make any clothes.  Nudist Dwarf Colony, with a communal beer shower in the mead hall.

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

Venom "water" features.  I wonder how long a gobbo or elf (or dwarf for that matter) survives if he's dumped in a pool of venom.  Or what happens when all my traders have to wade through a 3/7 pool of venom when making a delivery.  Even better if you can mix this with the "Spontaneous Dwarven Liposuction" (wet fat melting bug) so you get a bunch of elves coated up to their waists in a poison, and hemorrhaging blood everywhere because their fat has melted out of all of their pores.

Make sure to include a number of weaksauce slashing weapons, to ensure the venom's entry into the bloodstream. Make sure these weaksauce slashing weapons are not sufficient to cause death under normal circumstances.

Also, molten pitchblende generators. The closest DF will ever get to a nuclear reactor.