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Author Topic: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.  (Read 2064 times)

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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 08:24:44 am »
I figured it was a dwarven doomsday device.  Except instead of "Project Fuck the World" they had "Project Fuck the Whales!"
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You need to make said elf leather into the most amazing work of art.  Embed it with every kind of gem you have, stud it with metals, and sew images into it.  Erect a shrine outside your fort with that in the center.  Let the elves know that you view their very skin as naught more but a medium for your dwarves to work on.
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