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Author Topic: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.  (Read 2063 times)

Urist Mcinternetuser

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This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« on: May 17, 2010, 06:36:03 pm »
Just wanted to point that possibility out. Any strange DF conspiracy theories?
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 06:49:19 pm »
Uhm, last I heard, elves wouldn't destroy somethings habit in such a grand scale to get back at humans in a small way... they'd just ride unicorns and stuff.
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 06:57:16 pm »
That was a dwarven disaster. Dwarves are supposed to do such enviromental disasters.  :P
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 06:58:29 pm »
Obviously it's the goblins.
I mean, why else would the waters become 'evil' and contain undead sea creatures?
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 07:02:03 pm »
I'm with Ultimuh on this one.
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 08:07:17 pm »
It was the dwarves. Urist McNewguy pulled the lever a bit too soon. Simple mistake like that.
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 08:18:45 pm »
Ultimuh has a good point. But Goblins wouldn't hurt the rare and elusive sea carp, now would they (They probably would).
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 08:23:33 pm »
why is this in the modding forum?
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 09:18:46 pm »
Quote from: rhuntar on May 17, 2010, 08:23:33 pm
why is this in the modding forum?

Obviously he modded in massive oil spills and set up a an event whereby elves pour oil into the booze and water of the dwarves if you cut down enough trees.
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 10:06:11 pm »
Quote from: rhuntar on May 17, 2010, 08:23:33 pm
why is this in the modding forum?

It was in the General Discussion forum... but I don't see anything there that says it was moved. So... <Shrug>
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 11:08:02 pm »
It should be there, but I was secretly searching for modding ideas like a reaction involving some random thing about Elves that turns their corpses into Dwarven ale. Because as most of us know Elves are made of booze or at least should be. I would then post the mods so take this Rhuntar  :P
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 11:16:09 pm »
Heh, it definitely does not belong to modding forum. If you have specific requests, there're a Modding Workshop and Shaostul's Guide threads.
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 03:37:53 am »
Quote from: Deon on May 17, 2010, 11:16:09 pm
Heh, it definitely does not belong to modding forum. If you have specific requests, there're a Modding Workshop and Shaostul's Guide threads.

You say, as I read this thread in the General Discussion forum.

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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2010, 01:43:19 pm »

A famous Dwarf General once said:

"Never ascribe to Elven malice that which can be adequately explained by Dwarven incompetence."

or something like that.
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Re: This just in: Elves cause massive oil spill in the gulf.
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2010, 07:48:38 pm »
Quote from: Shaostoul on May 17, 2010, 06:49:19 pm
Uhm, last I heard, elves wouldn't destroy somethings habit in such a grand scale to get back at humans in a small way... they'd just ride unicorns and stuff.
And yet your wrong... They attack you when trading wooden things, yet all they bring on caravans is a truckload of wooden objects... Maybe their just pissed off with getting more and more wood stuff each year, they want more metal/stone!
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