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Author Topic: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.  (Read 5008 times)

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A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« on: May 17, 2010, 05:22:18 pm »
My dwarf hammerer adventurer had his heart torn apart by a kobold bronze spear.

He is still running around, painless, bloodless etc etc etc without a heart.

It is a little depressing though:
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2010, 05:25:24 pm »
Oh my god, I fell over laughing.

"His heart is broken"!

Bwahahahahahahahahah!
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2010, 05:26:45 pm »
There's a reason it's thesaddestdwarf.png
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2010, 05:55:46 pm »
He has a very long beard. You don't need vital organs when you've got beard. Duh.
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2010, 06:17:04 pm »
Time heals all wounds.

No wait. Booze heals all wounds. Yeah.
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 06:19:16 pm »
1. Pour booze into wound
2. ignite booze
3. ??
4. profit!
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 06:22:15 pm »
Oh man, I just realized. This is the perfect opportunity for the guy with the heart power from Captain Planet to actually do something.
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 06:22:35 pm »
The saddest part is that until some medical bugs are fixed, no doctor can mend his broken heart :P
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 06:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Retro on May 17, 2010, 06:22:35 pm
The saddest part is that until some medical bugs are fixed, no doctor can mend his broken heart :P

If you can find me a 10th Century doctor who can fix a shredded heart with the patient surviving, then I have some serious questions for my local hospital.
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 06:28:42 pm »
All the doctors from the 10th century are long-since dead. No luck, sorry dude.
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 06:29:37 pm »
Find me a 10th century doctor who was a dwarf and I'll show you a doctor who can fix a shredded heart.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 06:33:28 pm »
Find me a 10th century dwarf who can shred a heart, and I'll show you a doctor.
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 06:35:19 pm »
Too bad hearts can't be harvested from migrants, or dwarf children!  Here laddie, step into this chamber over here.  Now Pull the lever for a surprise!
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Re: A heart? Only weaklings need THOSE.
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 06:37:06 pm »
Make a new heart of adamantium!
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 06:39:35 pm »
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