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[Hugehead]

See if its freindly, if not retreat to the desert world.

[maxicaxi]

See if its freindly, if not retreat to the desert world.

[Skallop]

you could go and talk to the beast.. you never know when its friendship might come in handy  unless it attacks or provokes you, show it the all-mightiness of Space Fish!   

[Spartan 117]

you could go and talk to the beast.. you never know when its friendship might come in handy  unless it attacks or provokes you, show it the all-mightiness of Space Fish!   

[RAM]

Your oppressors are no more, be free noble creature!

[Samthere]

You slowly approach the sea monster, trying to ascertain its emotions.

Luck (Reaction) Check - 50%
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Result: 82/100
FAILURE

The monster catches a glimpse of you from a fair distance and submerges.



Aww, it must be shy!

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...uh oh.

Zero-Gravity Jetpack Operator Check - 38%
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Result: 89/100
CRITICAL FAILURE

With lightning-fast reactions (and a colossal maw approaching upon you), you fire your jets to max, intent on avoiding the bite of the beast.



Your reactions are amazing, Space Fish, but you panic and lose control, jetting straight into the oncoming mouth. You're just not used to jetpacking in gravity.

The monster's teeth close around you and it goes dark.



Also, it smells.

How, Space Fish, will you get out of this one?

Spoiler: Space Fish (click to show/hide)

Stats
You're a fish. I still don't have a stat system. Looks like we'll be sticking with skills!

Skills

• 85% swimmer
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• 55% horny driller
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• 53% communication
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• 38% zero-gravity jetpack operator
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• 29% laserer
  takes into account the shoddiness of your gun
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• -11 to haggle check results (threshold-free skill)

Untrained skills start at 20%.

Abilities

• basic five senses
• omnivore (tiny animals only)
• water-breathing
• vacuum-resistance
• krill-desiring cute eyes

Inventory

• jetpack tail attachment
• oxygen-bubbly space-fish breathing apparatus
• dorsal solar panel
• face-mounted drill horn
• fin-grip shoddy ZapTec SPLOT gun (double crit fail range, min 10)
• quarter bag of exquisite space krill
• map of a water park
• ventrilobox

[Spartan 117]

Drill out through a tooth.

[Karnewarrior]

Drill out through a tooth. throat

[RAM]

Become comrades through the power of fishiness.

Drill Splot out through a tooth the side.

[Hugehead]

Become comrades through the power of fishiness.

Drill Splot out through a tooth the side.

[Dorten]

Drill out through a tooth.

This. Using LAZOR (i.e. SPLOT gun).

[maxicaxi]

Drill Splot out through a tooth the side.

[Samthere]

You start by firing your SPLOT gun in front of you - the glow from it lets you know that you were shooting at the creature's tooth.

Laserer Check - 29%
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Result: 54/100
Failure

SPLOT! Maybe gigantic teeth are SPLOT resistant or something. You conclude that your earlier SPLOT test wasn't very comprehensive. Well, regardless, you can see a bit better now, and at least he'll have a hard time getting that off his tooth!



Hmm... better try to give him a tooth ache!

Horny Driller Check - 55%
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Result: 57/100
Failure



You get a ways into the tooth but the beast doesn't seem to react. You're only making little holes - you won't be able to get out this way any time soon.

WOOSH! In comes a rush of water! The power of the flow is too strong to swim against, so you try to help yourself out with your jet pack.

Nothing happens! Your jetpack must have got caught by the bite, and is doing all it can already!



As you're washed down the creature's gullet, you catch a glimpse through its open mouth of glowing glass bubbles in the water ahead of you.

Think fast, Space Fish, or you'll be Space Finished!

Spoiler: Space Fish (click to show/hide)

Stats
You're a fish. I still don't have a stat system. Looks like we'll be sticking with skills!

Skills

• 85% swimmer
  01###17##############85##97#100
• 55% horny driller
  01##11#########55#######91##100
• 53% communication
  01##11#########53#######91##100
• 38% zero-gravity jetpack operator
  01##08######38##########88##100
• 29% laserer
  takes into account the shoddiness of your gun
  01#06#####29########72######100
• -11 to haggle check results (threshold-free skill)

Untrained skills start at 20%.

Abilities

• basic five senses
• omnivore (tiny animals only)
• water-breathing
• vacuum-resistance
• krill-desiring cute eyes

Inventory

• damaged jetpack tail attachment
• oxygen-bubbly space-fish breathing apparatus
• dorsal solar panel
• face-mounted drill horn
• fin-grip shoddy ZapTec SPLOT gun (double crit fail range, min 10)
• quarter bag of exquisite space krill
• map of a water park
• ventrilobox

[Armok]

Drill a small alcove in the cretires flesh so we can hind in that and not be washed away.

[Spartan 117]

What Armok said.