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[RAM]

Raid Isnella for slaves, sell them to the humans!

[Spartan 117]

Ocean Bolots!

[Paranatural]

Go to Bolots! The Ocean planet!

[Dorten]

Go to Bolots! The Ocean planet!

Dis!
We are fish after all

[smjjames]

Bolots, Sand Planet= Dune? THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

lol, couldn't resist.

Anyways, yea I agree, Bolots. Either the ocean planet, the desert planet, or both.

[maxicaxi]

Go to Bolots! The Ocean planet!

this!!!!

[Samthere]

You say farewell to Bayoon and the wattles. You all express hopes of seeing each other again some day, and give each other space hugs. It's all very sentimental (too much so for me to draw).

You fly towards Bolots Buap (as opposed to Bolots Fsht). Various lights are visible from here, spread across the planet's glossy surface. You descend upon the closest.



Below you are many bright cuboids and various rafts. There isn't a whole lot of variety in the architecture, and the buildings don't extend out very far. This must be a small settlement. No creatures are outside here, which you assume is because it's night, and lights are on in various windows.



You conveniently happen upon a stack of maps. They bear no resemblance to the area you see below you.



You take one anyway.

Bolots Buap is quiet beneath you. What shall you do, Space Fish?

Spoiler: Space Fish (click to show/hide)

Stats
You're a fish. I haven't decided a stat system yet.

Skills

• 85% swimmer
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• 54% horny driller
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• 53% communication
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• 38% zero-gravity jetpack operator
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• 20% laserer
  takes into account the shoddiness of your gun
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• -11 to haggle check results (threshold-free skill)

Untrained skills start at 20%.

Abilities

• basic five senses
• omnivore (tiny animals only)
• water-breathing
• vacuum-resistance
• krill-desiring cute eyes

Inventory

• jetpack tail attachment
• oxygen-bubbly space-fish breathing apparatus
• dorsal solar panel
• face-mounted drill horn
• fin-grip shoddy ZapTec SPLOT gun (double crit fail range, min 10)
• quarter bag of exquisite space krill
• map of a water park

Spoiler: Image Credits (click to show/hide)

Bolots image: arbitrary image of Neptune plus adjusted cloud overlay from here.
Bolots village image: found here.
Village map image: from some Florida water park.

[RAM]

Slay the sea monster villagers that hasve been terrorising the villagers sea monster!

[Numberbot 314]

Ignore this place and head to Parapet.

Otherwise, get on the boat.

[Faden]

Slay the sea monster villagers that hasve been terrorising the villagers sea monster!

This.

[Spartan 117]

Slay the sea monster villagers that hasve been terrorising the villagers sea monster!

This sounds like a horrible idea. Let's do it.

[Samthere]

Short delay again (sorry) for various events that accompany the end of exams. Should return either Saturday or Monday (unless I had something on Monday which I have the strange feeling I'm forgetting). Most likely no updates from next Friday for maybe a week or so.

But Space Fish will return shortly!

In the meantime, feel free to elaborate on methods of slaying the villagers/finding sea monsters/etc.

BONUS: Post a suggestion for a method of Space Fish killing a villager (and possibly the kind of villager) with the following format:
ENTRY: Space Fish should feed a mermaid parasites that replace its eyes.

Some number (at least 2, probably 25% of entries if there are enough) at random will get their entry drawn when I return!

[VincValentine]

ENTRY: Use telekinetic fish-mind-beams to turn the villagers inside out and spray their guts all over the place, which in turn explode.

[RAM]

ENTRY: Use horn to puncture dwelling, then hold dwelling underwater until the occupants run out of breath.

[Spartan 117]

ENTRY: Use telekinetic fish-mind-beams to turn the villagers inside out and spray their guts all over the place, which in turn explode.

Yesss...