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[MetalSlimeHunt]

This is the kind of thing that needs either screenshots or coding proof to be tested by others. Because this sounds suspicously like beating Ganon 6 times in a row without taking losing any health to get the Triforce.

[Hyperturtle]

I always thought that if the dwarfs had started making contact with their god, they'd start engraving pictures of me eating cheese, sending me messages about the same old booze, and start toppling the statues of me they created until I task them with magma projects for their own good.

[CJ1145]

I'd make a fortress that connects between heaven and hell. It would be symbolic for... something.

Longcat?

[Dagoth Urist]

Longcat?

Bingo! Although, I reckon the Longcat would reach altitudes far above and beyond Heaven itself . xD

[Onlyhestands]

Dwarven Gods probably live in a massive fortress carved under the moon.

[Mfbrew]

When dwarves are burned in Magma, they return to the rock from whence they came and live on for all eternity in *stone mugs* made at the craftsdwarves workshop.  For them, that is heaven.

[Urist Imiknorris]

P.S. As for a stairway to heaven. For some reason I recall some old wives tale of a tower in some book or another that tried to do just that.  I imagine there would have to be a chance of a forced cavein after a certain height and all the letters in your dwarves names being scrambled.

The Tower of Babel.

[Dagoth Urist]

The Tower of Babel.

No shit, Sherlock? xD
... Or it could actually be the Great Pyramid of Cholula. Just sayin'... 

[Rex_Nex]

When dwarves are burned in Magma, they return to the rock from whence they came and live on for all eternity in *stone mugs* made at the craftsdwarves workshop.  For them, that is heaven.

Dwarf1: HOLY SHIT! DID YOU JUST SELL URIST TO THAT HUMAN?
Dwarf2: No, that was just a mug. A bauxite mug.
Dwarf1: Exactly! Mug McUrist! I'm coming for you buddy!
*Dwarf1 has attacked Human Merchant*
*Dwarf1 has been stuck down!*
*Dwarf2 grabs the piece of chalk Dwarf1 died on*
Dwarf2: Selling mugs! Get your mugs while they're hot!

[Robocorn]

Hell, I think that I can beat him. Because I got an in-game god to speak to me.
Here's a few guidelines:

1. Asking gods about their family/other "personal stuff" will make a random body part (usually a finger) fall off. They DON'T want to speak about it. However, if it's a god of marriage, you may get a response if you're lucky. When the body part falls off, the convo window closes and you rather suddenly start bleeding. Yet you supposedly can ask for healing, I have no idea how, but the ear that fell off in my example suddenly regrew itself and I was a possessor of a vintage adventurer ear. Asking a god about the surroundings won't get you anything else than name of the lands and what wanders there - not the directions - and will reveal them on the travel map, even if normally inaccessable. The range of this is fixed to 5x5 from your current travel tile.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You can also trade with God, and when I found and managed to talk with the god of death, corpses were VERY valuable. God also sells adamantine and slade for really, really low prices, hell I think I remember buying a slade warhammer for ~25k dwarfbucks and getting 20k more for 40 or so corpses. Gods of trade and wealth can give you large star rubies for a dwarfbuck each, with some minor gems being free, and you can buy coins of civs (even ones from the past and future, however those cost way more) there. Gods of gems should be able to give you gems for free too, but I didn't have time to test. Gods of warfare should give you weapons and armor, so should (and has been tested to do) god of death, since that's in his interest to see people die... such stuff.

2. To get a response from god, you need to open up the talk window and "send him a message" about 200k times. Works best on the part when you ask about his/her family, because if it works you get a message about a random body part detaching. But beware, I've seen heads fall off randomly, and even inner organs teleporting out of your body.

Currently I'm the only one that reported this working, are you guys too lazy to do it for SCIENCE or what? It gives you so many perks. Seriously. You can even get artifacts from your fortresses using them, a flute worth a million dwarfbucks to you is worth a hundred to them.

I've got nothing better to do so I'll just work on a macro to click 200k times in a few minutes then I'll go make a sandwich and do something else.

and if, say, nothing happens, science will be done on YE!!

[Eagle_eye]

And thus the dwarven meat grinder was invented.