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[Bacu]

Just had a silly idea, a doctor getting some sort of mood and performing bizzare surgeries on dorfs. Like giving them bones of adamantine or something, or maybe reversing some crippling disability.

Yep.

[b1gb0y2013]

Just had a silly idea, a doctor getting some sort of mood and performing bizzare surgeries on dorfs. Like giving them bones of adamantine or something, or maybe reversing some crippling disability.

Yep.

And in comes WOLVERINE DWARF!

[Krath]

Urist McSurgeon is taken by a fey mood!
Urist McSurgeon begins a mysterious surgery!
Urist McSurgeon has performed a miracle!
Urist McCripple can walk!

[Itnetlolor]

"You had a strange look on your face and when you grabbed me, I was nervous that you were going to make me into a boot or something. I was wrong. Instead, you switched my feet with boots. What the hell man?"

[DasGuntLord01]

Urist McSurgeon withdraws from society.
Urist McSurgeon is drawing pictures of mechanisms.
Urist McSurgeon has begun a mysterious surgery!
Urist McSurgeon has performed a miracle!
Urist McCripple is now rebuilt!  Stronger! Faster! More powerful!  He menaces with spikes of steel, and his right arm is replaced by a steel battle axe!  On the battle axe is a picture of Urist McCripple the dwarf and goblins by Urist McSurgeon.  Urist McCripple is masacring the goblins.

[Itnetlolor]

GO-GO-GADGET FLUFFY WAMBER-PULT!

[Urist Imiknorris]

GO-GO-GADGET FLUFFY WAMBER-PULT!

Thos Bronze Colossi stand no chance. The poor fools.

[Bacu]

How about in-built magma pumps? That'd be neat. Or grappling hooks.

[MrWiggles]

OR

Grappling Magma Pumps.

[Itnetlolor]

Great, we've got enough ideas to compile ourselves Urist McGadget (or McMechanism). Cog McAnikal.

He'll be complete with a beard that can grab just about anything (and you thought & were bad), light things on fire, and glow in technicolor, along with doubling as a helicopter. He'd be able to pull out a serrated disc out his head and use it against intruders, along with the fluffy wambler-pult, extendable legs made of support beams, hands that can do all sorts of things made of all sorts of things, including being made of corkscrews, he'll be able to inflate himself using booze, which can also double as turning him into a dwarven flamethrower or napalm bomb. Hell, his wagon can transform into a faster wagon.

Somebody has to illustrate this.

Dr. Claw is much more intimidating as well; he's got a war cat.

Of course, Urist's Cog's niece would end up doing all the work along with her pet dog.

NEXT TIME MECHANISM McANIKAL!!! NEXT TIME!!!!


EDIT:
Many points go to Urist Imiknorris for an awesome pun to use.

[Urist Imiknorris]

^The legend of Urist McAnikal.

[Footkerchief]

For anyone looking to discuss the idea in the OP, there's a Suggestions thread from last month.