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[piecewise]

I still love how he created a new element with an upside down triangle and a laser. And it glows, because all elements glow.

Really though the thing I find the most funny about stuff like this the details that people will complain about while still accepting the whole. Its like complaining about darth vader's exposed chest pannel while completely ignoring the fact that we're talking about a 9 foot tall cyborg quadrapeligic with magic powers who weilds a sword made out of a laser. 

[ChairmanPoo]

he's not quadraplegic. He can move his arms and legs. It's just that they are stumps

[Schilcote]

sword made out of a laser.

Plasma in a containment field.

[ChairmanPoo]

sword made out of a laser.

Plasma in a containment field.

retcon

[Grakelin]

The lightsaber isn't plasma in a containment field, either, it has a microthin physical thing that emits a laser around it. This is why you need kinetic force to make it cut things. Wookiepedia for the win.

[ChairmanPoo]

PD: I love your signature

[zchris13]

It's a shiny metal stick with terrible glow effects edited in afterward.  Get over yourselves.

[piecewise]

The lightsaber isn't plasma in a containment field, either, it has a microthin physical thing that emits a laser around it. This is why you need kinetic force to make it cut things. Wookiepedia for the win.

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[Bandages]

This just in: North Korea has discovered the lightsaber.

[piecewise]

This just in: North Korea has discovered the lightsaber.

I think you mean "invented", unless they just found one laying around.


HOLY SHIT GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND BEHIND MY COUCH!

[Grakelin]

I actually just looked at Wookiepedia, and it appears it has been retconned into a plasma containment field, which gives me disappoint.

I did observe the size of the lightsabers, however: Size    

Usually 8-12 inches

Guffaw guffaw

[SHAD0Wdump]

I did observe the size of the lightsabers, however: Size    

Usually 8-12 inches

Guffaw guffaw

I think that refers to the physical portion.

[zchris13]

Also, the size doesn't really fit the joke you're trying to shove it into.

[Grakelin]

Also, the size doesn't really fit the joke you're trying to shove it into.

I lol'd.

[alway]

Another magnificent discovery by our dear leader to put in his underground lab!  Now he has something capable of powering his iron man suit with which he shall singlehandedly crush the evil westerners.

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