Welllllll then.
I move to the bridge and...
(Words)
(tl;dr: move to bridge, repair 3, set self destruct and collision course with the Enigma.)
Roll the dice Shad0w. I wanna see someone die!
The rules say absolutely nothing about this, I shouldn't let you do this, but this game already had colossal problems with balance and other such things. And this post sounded awesome.
I'm not letting anyone do this again. But next game will have changes that allows crewmembers to take over being captain.
First, a redshirt dies because you entered a critically damaged section. But that's not gonna matter much.
Second, I'm gonna roll if you even manage to hit the Enigma. 25% chance because he's flying around like a maniac. (3), that ain't happening.
Your ship explodes in space, taking no-one with you.
☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ dead
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Roll over the ship sections and you'll see exactly what they are.(acronym tags)
Turn: EnigmaCaptain:Askot Bokbondeler
Dead
Crewmember 2:dwarfguy2
Dead
Evasive Maneuvers!
Captain:Squeegy
Health:3
Redshirts:3
Location: Bridge
Crewmember 1:IronyOwl
Health:3
Redshirts:4
Location:Engineering
Crewmember 2:Spartan 117
Health:3
Redshirts:0
Location:Bridge
Crewmember 3:Oglokoog
Health:3
Redshirts:0
Location:Left strut
Evasive Maneuvers!
Captain:Canalan
Health:3
Redshirts:3
Location: Bridge
Crewmember 1:Barbarossa the Seal God
Health:3
Redshirts:2
Location:Left hull
Crewmember 2:ExKirby
Health:3
Redshirts:3
Location:Right hull
Captain:Red (RedWarrior0)
Dead
Crewmember 1:Nirur Torir
Dead
Crewmember 2:Volatar
Dead
Sorry... Probably would have created a fit anyway if you managed.
Enigma, begin!