When your fortress crumbles to an end, an edited version of Still Alive (Not Alive?) should play. It starts with that.
EDIT: Or maybe
This was a failure.
I'm making a note here: That was the wrong lever.
It's hard to overstate my elf hatred.
Dwarven Science
We do what we shouldn't
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are elves.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of fun.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat engraving.
For the Dorfs who are still alive.
I'm not even berserking.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my spleen.
And killed me.
And pinched my toes off.
And threw every one into a cavern.
As they rotted it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these spatters of blood make a beautiful mural.
And we're out of dwarves.
We're failing on time.
So I'm Urist. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and drop me.
I think I prefer to stay underground.
Maybe you'll find someone else to make lye.
Maybe the clowns
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cheese is great.
I should go engrave it all over.
Look at me still partying
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the Soap Makers who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel ECSTATIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE (x2)
Your fortress has crumbled to an end.
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