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[piecewise]

Exactly how the heck did you figure that out? Were you just putting magnets on your head?

If you're anywhere near that pizza place then you're in a rural area so that rules out good old Detroit industrial accident superpowers. Also, why is that pizza place next to so many graveyards? I sense a meat-pie and demon barber like connection

[Grakelin]

Probably has something to do with his work at what I assume is a university. Safety is for wimps.

I know one guy who told me (and was backed up by his peers) that he was exposed to a neurotoxin one time that has a hibernation period of six months before it violently and painfully kills you. He spent the six months after that being extremely afraid.

If that ever happened to me, I'd probably break out into extreme hedonism.

[Hungry]

you figure it out when when you aproach the fridge to get leftover pizza only to find your out and thus close it and bang your head on the outside of the fridge only to learn you've pulled up several magnets and scattered crude artwork all over the floor... and the stuff I do warrants that I dont get to live in any heavily populated areas like detroit.

I wish I could do this stuff in a university but I have the fact that I had a mental breakdown and assulted three people writen into my record...I do it in my subbasement.

I cant take those other pictures today I'll be asleep from some time around 3-6 (GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) till around 6-7 tuesday morning, so very soon. (I blame my sleep augmentations for why it has to be today and why I feel like i'm in a literal hell)

[piecewise]

Probably has something to do with his work at what I assume is a university. Safety is for wimps.

I know one guy who told me (and was backed up by his peers) that he was exposed to a neurotoxin one time that has a hibernation period of six months before it violently and painfully kills you. He spent the six months after that being extremely afraid.

If that ever happened to me, I'd probably break out into extreme hedonism.

And here I thought you all ready were a hedonist.

you figure it out when when you aproach the fridge to get leftover pizza only to find your out and thus close it and bang your head on the outside of the fridge only to learn you've pulled up several magnets and scattered crude artwork all over the floor... and the stuff I do warrants that I dont get to live in any heavily populated areas like detroit.

I wish I could do this stuff in a university but I have the fact that I had a mental breakdown and assulted three people writen into my record...I do it in my subbasement.

Trying to recreate the whole "Radioactive boy scout" incident eh?

[Hungry]

fucking hedonists...

and since I had to look it up no, and I dont dabble in nuclear reactors or things that will clearly damage or kill me...at this point anyways...but alot of test animals are going to die before that horribleness.

[ChairmanPoo]

troll

[Pathos]

troll

WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE HIM?! IT'S CLEARLY ALL TRUE.

[Hyndis]

troll

Already called it in the 3rd reply.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57466.msg1257975#msg1257975

What he's describing is not anatomically possible unless:

1) He has a metal plate in his head.
2) He has shrapnel in his head.

Either way, it'll show up on an x-ray.

[piecewise]

troll

Already called it in the 3rd reply.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57466.msg1257975#msg1257975

What he's describing is not anatomically possible unless:

1) He has a metal plate in his head.
2) He has shrapnel in his head.

Either way, it'll show up on an x-ray.

I always thought he might have had a screw loose, but I never imaged it would actually be embedded in his skull

[sonerohi]

Plus, all this dramatic, Armok-y stuff about his "experiments" and "uber dark history".

[ChairmanPoo]

and the casualness his doctor supposedly recommended exploratory surgery. For a few days later.

Worse, exploratory neurosurgery. I'm pretty sure no neurosurgeon will get into someone's head without at the very least a CT, and a very good reason.

[x2yzh9]

They want to do 'exploratary' surgery on your head to look for magnetic substances?...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[moocowmoo]

Wait... so now you're a metalhead?

Ding.

[G-Flex]

you figure it out when when you aproach the fridge to get leftover pizza only to find your out and thus close it and bang your head on the outside of the fridge only to learn you've pulled up several magnets and scattered crude artwork all over the floor...

You seriously expect us to believe this? If this is true, get on the goddamn local news, because you're just that weird.

Laughing at the idea that your skull somehow attracts magnets so much better than the side of a fridge, though.

[Heron TSG]

I'm not one to call LIES over everything, but here's an idea to help you prove it, if you feel that necessary.
Depending on the camera, you could make a short recording of your forehead without glue and then the magnet on your forehead.