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Author Topic: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION  (Read 47895 times)

nahkh

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2010, 01:29:08 pm »

Speaking as the person who's done the most digging around in the map I have to say that it has an OBSCENE amount of gold in it. And I mean OBSCENE.

I, for one, suggest we use only golden furniture from now on.
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Ultimate Carl

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #76 on: May 19, 2010, 01:37:29 pm »

Anyone planning on uploading a map?
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #77 on: May 19, 2010, 01:46:23 pm »

Wha? Magma flooding the map is a minor annoyance? Did I do something wrong? I admit I didn't test the device out but I thought it would probably work.
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #78 on: May 19, 2010, 01:53:56 pm »

Magma Flood is ridiculously slow. I made a new doom lever.
EDIT:
And a fun lever.
I dare who ever gets the save to pull both of them at the same time.
Or at least the doom lever.
The fortress will survive either one, but the results will be fun.

6th Slate 1053:
People are reporting banging on the newly installed door in the dining room.
7th Slate 1053:
The banging stopped.
Also, one of the works on Project **** has died of blood loss. I wonder why...
23rd Slate 1053:
Had a marriage today.
14th Felsite 1053:
Elves arrived. I guess we'll trade with them.
Time to start another project for next time they come.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 01:59:50 pm by derekiv »
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #79 on: May 19, 2010, 02:00:56 pm »

FEY METALSMITH CLAIMS ADAMANTINE WAFER!  :o
Never actually had this happen before.
He's novice in metal skill, so its roulette to see what comes out.

EDIT: FUCK, HE CREATED A FLASK >:(
Its worth 723.6k

EDIT 2: SO MUCH WIN:

Only sad part is that it is the only one. And it is male. :'(

EDIT 3:
THE ELVES BROUGHT EAGLES!
EDIT 4:
I accidentaly pissed them off, so I had to sieze the eagles. And some sunshine. And some sun berries.
EDIT 5:
I AM NO SAFE BEHIND MY WAR BEAST HORDE.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 02:34:27 pm by derekiv »
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Lord Shonus

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #80 on: May 19, 2010, 03:06:09 pm »

Lord Shonus should have a War Eagle following her around.
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #81 on: May 19, 2010, 03:12:34 pm »

i love eagles!!!! dorf me axe dorf :) :)
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derekiv

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #82 on: May 19, 2010, 03:12:48 pm »

Lord Shonus should have a War Eagle following her around.
Sorry, we're all out. Ask the next person who plays, I'm uploading the save in about 5 minutes.

Edit: Snatcher fell into cage traps. It looks like we have attracted the attention of the gobbos.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 03:27:02 pm by derekiv »
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Lord Shonus

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #83 on: May 19, 2010, 03:25:01 pm »

I meant she had one when I saved.
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derekiv

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #84 on: May 19, 2010, 03:45:09 pm »

Oh, i think it died....
EDIT:
Nevermind. Here's the save: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=2378
Goblin ambush in progress, human caravan is fighting them.
Whoever gets the save, please take me off the training equipment once I reach legendary.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 03:54:09 pm by derekiv »
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Areku

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #85 on: May 19, 2010, 06:42:21 pm »

OK, I'm on it. Action logs incoming.
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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #86 on: May 19, 2010, 06:44:13 pm »

Anyone planning on uploading a map?
ditto this

Areku

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #87 on: May 19, 2010, 07:30:27 pm »

Well holy **** this place is huge. Oh hey Shonus, what happened to your left hand? Ah, it's there, by that pool of blood, of course. And why are both my arms broken? Well, go figure.


There's a lever there. It's labeled "Pull me, I dare you."


...Curses.


EDIT:


Cool sandal, bro.

And no map yet, because this is seriously such a huge mess that no one would understand the least of it. Frankly, it has to be the most crazy-sprawl-WTF fortress I've ever seen. Gonna make some REAL changes here, for sure.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 08:14:26 pm by Areku »
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"And apparently your daughter likes to eat live cats"
                              - Legacy of Fíma succession game, fort two, said by Big Cheese, weaponsmith, about Duh102's daughter. (Not that you know any of these dwarves)

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Re: SPARKGEAR RESURRECTION
« Reply #88 on: May 19, 2010, 09:16:42 pm »

I could understand it, and I didn't do much other than carve me some rooms...

living area
workshops
food, magma and caverns

thats about all you need to know...
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Areku

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« Reply #89 on: May 20, 2010, 06:02:31 pm »

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The logs of "Ryan" Atisashmon, wandering utopian:

-19th Sandstone, 1053:
I have finally arrived. The fortress of SparkGear. Kinda easy to miss, since the entrance is just a hole on the ground. I had heard tales of unspeakable riches down in this place, but what I've found is, instead, my worst nightmare: Parasites! While a small portion of the population does all the work, most everyone else just roams around all day, sucking the fort's resources and throwing parties that last for weeks on end.

That stops now. I must find a way of getting rid of that scum. Normally, I would just make some kind of underwater bunker to live on, but I've found that the area is disappointingly lacking on oceans. I think that I'll need to take extreme measures. Maybe magma will suffice.

- 21th Sandstone, 1053:

How interesting. It seems some of my forerunners were preparing for an occasion like this, and have rigged the whole place with elaborate self-destruct systems. Interestingly enough, most of them are now bedridden with severed limbs. I fear I must keep secret about my projects, lest these parasytes might rebel.


- 30th Sandstone, 1053:

The digging of New Sparkgear has begun. It might take a few months, but hopefully the new fortress will be fully functional and ready to be inhabited. And now, lemme see, what should I do with these beds? Oh yes, I'll carve a few extra living quarters here and...


- 1st Timber, 1053:

Construction is going well. The farming and workshop areas are done, and... hey, why is that bear carrying a gremlin's leg on his mouth? Nah, must be nothing.

- 2nd Timber, 1053:

Gee, that was fast.

It's obviously dead now. The gremlin, not the bear.


- 15th Timber, 1053:

There is something very important I've overlooked when designing the new fortress: my own quarters! Oh well, I guess it's time to put all those gold bars to good use. I've always liked submarines.



Some other stuff happened after that, but it was all minor. Hopefully mr. Ryan will be able to complete his little project before my turn is over.
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"And apparently your daughter likes to eat live cats"
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