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[LordSlowpoke]

Stop giving away my stuff when I'm sleeping, damnit.

Also, a small conversation log:

*knock* *knock*
DS: Who's there?
Me: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE
DS: Who are you?
*sounds of chopped wood*
...


Hope it gives you an idea of what I'm planning to do.

Again? Man you're pretty unoriginal aren't you? Think of something new already! 

This time, I'm not actually taking it. I'm doing something different.

Right, eagerly looking forward to your upades.

HINT: DO NOT pull the Lever of DOOM.

Reverse psychology is oh so reverse. I'm gonna make my own.

[Demonic Spoon]

Oh yeah you guys, just in case sombody missed it:

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57599.0

Personal messages accidentally set to only except pm's from administrators.

[Moontayle]

I suppose it would be too much to ask people not intentionally try to sabotage the fort. After all, the new version has enough challenges without getting into killing ourselves.

[Demonic Spoon]

Hey, I did warn him! Really, some sort of doom lever is mandatory for sparkgear.

[LordSlowpoke]

I told your doom lever what I think about it.

Saves are getting stupidly big. Seriously, more than 40mb in a compressed one? Toady, at this rate, better compression is one of the priorities.

Link/

[sir labreck]

Splendid how you ressurect SG anyways

[derekiv]

I told your doom lever what I think about it.

Saves are getting stupidly big. Seriously, more than 40mb in a compressed one? Toady, at this rate, better compression is one of the priorities.

Link/

Oh god, Oh God, OH GOD, what did you do? I grabbed the save just to look at it and the horror!
THE SPOON IS DEAD!
THERE HAS BEEN A TANTRUM!
THEIR ARE 15 PLANTS FOR 32 DWARVES!
WHY IS SPOON'S ROOM FLOODED WITH MAGMA!
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

[Demonic Spoon]

Slowpoke...it's no fun if the fortress is destroyed in it's second turn... 

[Lord Shonus]

As far as I'm concerned, Slowpoke's turen is unplayeble. I am reverting. If you don't like it, skip me.

[Ultimate Carl]

I'd say that's a new record, but some of these games were arguably unplayable from the beginning. :P

...Plus you were asking for it with LordSlowpoke's turn coming that early.

[nahkh]

Go right ahead Shonus.

[Lord Shonus]

Journal of Lord Shonus, Tyrant

9 Granite, 1052

On this day I have been named ruler of Sparkgear and appointed myself commander of her army.

10 Garanite

Demonic Spoon is a solid dwarf, but a bit too cautious. He ordered the stairs to the outside walled up, citing fear of the giant eagle. I have ordered it opened again, as I think we can handle a few eagles, and we could use the trade.

5 Slate
Excellent. We have some migrants to alleviate our severe labor shortage.

2x Woodcutter
3x Peasant
1x Trapper
1x Leatherworker
1x Carpenter
2x Engraver
1x Lye Maker
1x Soaper
5x Child
1x Miller
1x Boyer
1x Fishery Worker
1x Animal Caretaker
1x Milker
1x Brewer
1x Dyer

9 Slate
We are attacked by hungry heads! I have formed the woodcutters into a provisional squad and sent them to deal with the threat.

14 Slate
Two of the woodcutters chased a hungry head into the lake and drowned. Idiots.

BTW, was this fort genned in .04?

[nahkh]

.03 I think. We picked the site before .04 was released I think.

Is that significant? I don't know.

[Lord Shonus]

I think that means no fish, because I'm pretty sure that was cause by a worldgen issue.

22 Slate

The hungry heads have been destroyed. I have ordered the butcher's shoppe moved to the farming levelfor better corpse processing.

9 Felsite

I have tapped the magma to power our furnaces, and the piles of ore are being smelted. I have placed an order with the Liason for tin, iron, and steel with which to forge weapons of war.

16 Felsite

While mining platinum, our primary miner was taken by a fey mood!

19 Felsite
An elven caravan has arrived.

22 Felsite
The miner has made an artifact door!

4 Hematite

The elves brought far more goods than we could afford. I bought breeding pairs of wolves, bears, and giant eagles.

12 Malachite
More migrants.
1x Woodcutter
1x Potash Maker
1x Boyer
1x Mason
1x Peasant
1x Metalsmith!
1x Cook
1x Gem Setter
1x Metal Crafter

1 Galena

The miners have discovered raw adamantine! I have ordered them to carefully mining it.

18 Limestone
The potash maker has been taken by a mood.

[Lord Shonus]

18 Limestone
The potash maker has been taken by a mood.

14 Sandstone

The forgotten beast Iquila has come! An enormous bLob composed of snow. It has uings and it
undulates rhythmically.

How do you want me to handle this? I've got it defeated in the main crafts stockpile, but because it's made of snow, I can't kill it. I can wall it off, costing us a small fortune in gold and platinum crafts (not to mention a ton of raw adamantine), try to use a cave-in, or mod raw adamantine to nova.