hee hee, so i guess i get the turn then?
okay, downloading the save.
EDIT: ........ i'm... done. 30 fps, way above my expectations but still very very depressing to play. i watched the dwarves turtle as they dump stuff away or move things...
here's the save.i played for half a year. i moved the hospital to the north of the dining room in which i put several golden statues to boost it's value. i made a tiny military consisting of six dwarves with nothing to do. they killed a giant, which was first wounded by a kobold ambush. another forgotten beast came, it's sitting in front of the golden submarine's door, doing nothing...
an artifact was made. it was so boring i almost forgot about it. it's a larch weapon rack, decorated with a single copper. it's value is 4800. it has an artwork of the founding of sparkgear. oh, the possessed trader back then went berserk, and then died of thirst.
aside from the possessed trader, the only other casualty was the tanner, which the giant wrestled... to bruise his throat. it was the kobold ambush who killed him.... he was put in the hospital, and was safe for awhile... and when i moved the hospital, he crawled his way to the booze stockpile.... only to die of dehydration on top of a booze barrel. sad. oh, and there's some migrant wave who got killed by a goblin ambush.
an elven caravan came, bringing everything it's civilization has ever had. i seized all the booze (now i have 6919 drinks), and flooded the depot with magma.
i recorded the whole thing. after making sure the drain works, i save my game...