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[Askot Bokbondeler]

blah

Noooo man, it's the soul of something, there ain't no sciencey stuff, science messes with you mind maaaan, Slood is your spirit!

it's the midi clorians, or something

[Skorpion]

You cannot be told what slood is. You must experience it for yourself.

[UnrealJake]

Slood is my life! I devote myself to it maaan! You can't share it, you must find it within yourself... right... there... *Pokes your chest where your heart should be*

Or... maybe it's in your Gall bladder... I dunno man...

[Schilcote]

blah

Noooo man, it's the soul of something, there ain't no sciencey stuff, science messes with you mind maaaan, Slood is your spirit!

it's the midi clorians, or something

My soul is made out of metal.

Cold, hard, bloodstained metal.

[UnrealJake]

blah

Noooo man, it's the soul of something, there ain't no sciencey stuff, science messes with you mind maaaan, Slood is your spirit!

it's the midi clorians, or something

My soul is made out of metal.

Cold, hard, bloodstained metal.

Are you sure man? I mean... that would be a bit inconvenient, how do you type? Your fingers would be too big and it would be like me on a Chinese phone man...

[Schilcote]

blah

Noooo man, it's the soul of something, there ain't no sciencey stuff, science messes with you mind maaaan, Slood is your spirit!

it's the midi clorians, or something

My soul is made out of metal.

Cold, hard, bloodstained metal.

Are you sure man? I mean... that would be a bit inconvenient, how do you type? Your fingers would be too big and it would be like me on a Chinese phone man...

How does the composition of my soul affect the size of my fingers? This is nonsensical.
Wait.
THIS. IS. NONSENSICAL.
*KICK*

[moocowmoo]

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain, you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks.

Booze fucking waterfalls/fountains would be awesoommmeee.

[Schilcote]

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain, you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks.

The booze is so plentiful the flow raised the docks.
But that's a good thing because all the immigrants are...

[UnrealJake]

blah

Noooo man, it's the soul of something, there ain't no sciencey stuff, science messes with you mind maaaan, Slood is your spirit!

it's the midi clorians, or something

My soul is made out of metal.

Cold, hard, bloodstained metal.

Are you sure man? I mean... that would be a bit inconvenient, how do you type? Your fingers would be too big and it would be like me on a Chinese phone man...

How does the composition of my soul affect the size of my fingers? This is nonsensical.
Wait.
THIS. IS. NONSENSICAL.
*KICK*

All I asked for was Earth and Slood maaaan...

[Eric Blank]

I warned you guys not to make alcohol out of those plump helmet men, and now look, everyone is babbling about 'slood' while starving to death.

I want booze rivers, though. And a blood fountain for my entry hall.

[Beeskee]

I'd make a moat lined with steel so it wouldn't get muddy, and my dwarfs could go have a good drink from it, as long as no corpses ended up in the moat hehe.

[Eagle_eye]

Now why would anyone ever want to do that? Its not like we would want to get rid of thoseuseless scumbags glorious and exalted noblemen...

[SheepishOne]

I'm naming my booze factory "The Jungle". Not sure why. By the way, make sure to pick up my new release of Goblin Gulp, best served in a Kobold Koolie!

[CrossBolt]

Who needs liquid when you can have booze clouds? I mean I'd have a room filled with a booze clouds so my dwarves can just go in and inhale it after a long days work (gets you drunk easier too)

[Psieye]

If we're talking clouds, where are the booze breath attacks?