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[Ranzear]

.. Which would it be?

I'm going with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_in_the_World

[Karnewarrior]

Asdf movie.

[Retro]

Damn, I was hoping this would be a 'who would play who?' thread. Can we make it that instead? Okay.

Jean Reno as the eccentric yet wise chef who answers the foreman's exasperated rhetorical questions with astoundingly insightful and/or inane observations conveniently appropriate to the situation at hand.

[Flaede]

Damn, I was hoping this would be a 'who would play who?' thread. Can we make it that instead? Okay.

Jean Reno as the eccentric yet wise chef who answers the foreman's exasperated rhetorical questions with astoundingly insightful and/or inane observations conveniently appropriate to the situation at hand.

Ooh! Ooh! Hugo Weaving as the elven diplomat. You think he's going to go all LotR on you, and channel Elrond, but instead it's agent Smith.
"I... hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this Fortress, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it?"

EIDT: ...and then Cap'n Ironblood walks by in his Grime suit of armor.

[LordShotGun]

Russel Crow as the grizzled veteran militia captain that rebels aginst the upperclass nobles, oh wait... hes already doing that in robin hood.

[Djohaal]

Actually, this sequence of the film looks rather dwarfy (apart from the fact the lava looks like soup)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAU12PiW4NA

[Rotten]

Actually, this sequence of the film looks rather dwarfy (apart from the fact the lava looks like soup)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAU12PiW4NA

The dwarves scientists drill down to the magma sea mantle, but are stopped by warm rock spam undiggable stone, and deal with it with brute force (re-designating NUKE), but the pressurized magma glitch explosion causes magma to explode up the dig site, and they all celebrate as they can now kill elves generate electricity.

Then their fort research base is destroyed by HFS a hidden hydrogen pocket, meaning that the site has to be abandoned.

I mean, they even call it magma instead of lava! 

[UnrealJake]

Morgan Freeman as the craftsdwarf with a secretive mood or Samuel L Jackson with a fell mood...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Morgan Freeman as the craftsdwarf with a secretive mood or Samuel L Jackson with a fell mood...

Samuel Fell Jackson?

[tomas1297]

I want a Nist Akath : The movie :|

[Kidiri]

Russel Crow as the grizzled veteran militia captain that rebels aginst the upperclass nobles, oh wait... hes already doing that in robin hood.

And Gladiator.

[UnrealJake]

Morgan Freeman as the craftsdwarf with a secretive mood or Samuel L Jackson with a fell mood...

Samuel Fell Jackson?

I've had it, with these mother Armok elves, in this mother Armok fort!

[Steveninn]

Hugh Laurie as crazed head medical dwarf

[Retro]

Hugh Laurie as crazed head medical dwarf

Oh gods yes.

[UnrealJake]

Hugh Laurie as crazed head medical dwarf

Oh gods yes.

It's not Lupus, it's cancer, it's not caner, it's leprosy, it's not leprosy, it's cancer, it's not cancer it's heart failure, it's still not lupus, it's cancer, it's not cancer, it's liver failure, it's not liver fai-

Urist McSick has cancelled Rest : Bled to death

Autopsy revealed it was an axe to the chest.