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MonkeyHead

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Re: If Dwarf Fortress was a movie...
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2010, 03:11:43 pm »
Whatever it was like, it would have to have Danny DeVito in the role of "Urist"... and maybe Brian Blessed... with an axe.
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Re: If Dwarf Fortress was a movie...
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2010, 03:12:06 pm »
If Dwarf Fortress was a movie, it would be banned in all countries I've ever heard of... ;)
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Quote from: Alrenous on January 17, 2010, 03:15:37 pm
But my good sir, the second death was for Dwarven Science!

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Re: If Dwarf Fortress was a movie...
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2010, 03:46:42 pm »
Quote from: moki on May 16, 2010, 03:12:06 pm
If Dwarf Fortress was a movie, it would be banned in all countries I've ever heard of... ;)

Obscene ammounts of violence? I wish those stupid tolkien dwarves had some magma traps so we could see burning goblins and orcs in the film...
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Quote from: Flaede on May 25, 2010, 04:58:33 pm
I really want that one as a "when". I want "grubs", and "virgin woman" to turn into a dragon. and monkey children to suddenly sprout wings. And I want the Dwarven Mutant Academy to only gain their powers upon reaching puberty. I also have a whole host of odd creatures that only make sense if I divide them into children and adults.

Also, tadpoles.

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Re: If Dwarf Fortress was a movie...
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2010, 03:55:30 pm »
I could see Chris Pine as the young foreman with no control over the fortress despite being 'in charge.'
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Re: If Dwarf Fortress was a movie...
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2010, 05:28:14 pm »
Can we get Orlando Bloom (Legolas) to play Cacame?
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