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[Huesoo]

You are Blob (name subject to change) retard of the sea, you are a drone in the army of blobs nothing more. You are only capable of simple thought, though that thought may be weak, it powers you to become more than just a blob. The only thing you do is wander aimlessly across the sea floor going to next vegetation spot to next vegetation spot, during this quest you will become master of the sea!

Attributes:

STRENGTH:4
DEXTERITY:2
INTELLEGENCE:0
CHARISMA:1
SPEED:1

Basic Abillities:
SlowCrawl, Basicmouth, Noeyes, Nograspers and Simple Color

Special Abilities:
Squirt ink

This is you:


You have will be presented with 3 options each turn, participants will vote for the one they will do.

Options:

Tilt head to bright object you can sense.
Practise making different noises.
Try lifting sand with the sides of your blobbiness.

[smjjames]

Try lifting sand with the sides of your blobbiness.

Sounds like a reasonable start....

[Omegastick]

Try lifting sand with the sides of your blobbiness.

Sounds like a reasonable start....

This

[Askot Bokbondeler]

Try lifting sand with the sides of your blobbiness.

Sounds like a reasonable start....

that's so dumb! tilt head to bright object you can sense is obviously the best choice

[forsaken1111]

I'm going to vote for "Tilt head to bright object you can sense." as well.

[ed boy]

I'm going to vote for the noises.

[Demonic Spoon]

Why can't we do all three? 

Tilt head to bright object.

[Spartan 117]

Noises. We must develop speech so that we may have a british accent.

[forsaken1111]

Noises. We must develop speech so that we may have a british accent.

!!!

I'm changing my vote to noises if we can be a blob with a British accent.

[Huesoo]

"Tilt head to bright object you can sense." Wins by a vote of 3

You tilit your head toward the bright object you can sense, over time things seem to clear. Dududududududeda! You now have rudimentary eyes, you can see the primary colors of red and green an every color inbetween. The object you were sensing now is a bright yellow and seems to hurt your newly developed eyes so you stop staring.

Attributes:

STRENGTH:4
DEXTERITY:3
INTELLEGENCE:0
CHARISMA:1
SPEED:1

Basic Abillities:
SlowCrawl, Basicmouth, Rudimentaryeyes, Nograspers and Simple Color

Special Abilities:
Squirt ink

Choices:

Go to vegetation spot and show other blobs your newfound eyes.
Go to vegetation spot and feed by gumming vegetation.
Go to vegetation spot and try removing sand from vegetation.

You:

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I vote for "Practice making different noises" as well. After all, we can't give the land apes dark dreams of our impending conquest unless we too obtain senses. Everyone has to start somewhere.

Damn your edit. I vote for "Go to vegetation spot and try removing sand from vegetation".

[forsaken1111]

Go to vegetation spot and try removing sand from vegetation.

Its all gritty and gross when we get sand in our gums.

[Samthere]

Go to vegetation spot and try removing sand from vegetation.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

well, i voted "Tilt head to bright object you can sense.", so who am i to complain, but you miscounted, noises were wining :\

anyway, i'd sugest that we'd go show off our eyes to the other globs, but they wouldnt be able to see them...

[forsaken1111]

well, i voted "Tilt head to bright object you can sense.", so who am i to complain, but you miscounted, noises were wining :\

anyway, i'd sugest that we'd go show off our eyes to the other globs, but they wouldnt be able to see them...

Probably my vote wasn't counted because it was conditional on the British accent.