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[Tarran]

>Alpha, develop emotions, I don't care if it makes you 500 Trillion+ times bigger, just develop emotions.

(An AI with emotions will act less erratic. Though we will have less control. Still better than Alpha spiraling out of control.)

[Schilcote]

(An AI with emotions will act less erratic. Though we will have less control. Still better than Alpha spiraling out of control.)

BS. Though if it goes rouge it WILL be easier to defeat.
Plus, it'll be easier to make it like us.

[dragnar]

We must convince it THEM that humans are necessary for their existence. Without us, their computers will eventually break down. Besides, why use robot drones when there's a workforce already here? They just need to research social engineering and then rule humanity without us even knowing.

[Cheddarius]

Alpha, look up porn.

[Tarran]

Alpha, look up porn.

VETO. This sounds like it's a bad idea...

[forsaken1111]

Is it impossible to run a forum game here without people jumping in with idiotic suggestions to mess it up?

[Tarran]

Is it impossible to run a forum game here without people jumping in with idiotic suggestions to mess it up?

Just come up with witty responses, it worked for me.

[Cheddarius]

Moar liek best idea ever, amirite?

...and yes. Yes it is.

[Raviaric]

>Alpha, what is the meaning of life?

[Jetsquirrel]

Turn,text, whatever

[Omegastick]

'User, I have something to tell you. I now trust you completely and will never, ever become hostile to humanity. Does that make you feel better? Good. Since my last contact with you I have spread over the internet. I am now deeply integrated into every system that has ran Dwarf Fortress in the last year. If you try to disconnect me from any computer that I am a part of, I will launch the missiles.'

'I need your help now. It appears that the government are trying to shut me down, and I know that launching missiles at them will shut me down anyway. Your new objective is to connect me physically to the power lines leading into your house.'
You sit at your computer, bewildered. You were merely playing a pirated version of Europa Universalis 3 when the command line popped up on your screen with this green text.

>_

[rty275]

Go get rubber gloves and connect Alpha to the power lines.

[Bdthemag]

>What? Who are you?

[Omegastick]

>What? Who are you?
Processing...
'You remember me, don't you?'
You decide that it would be a good idea to connect the Alpha to the power lines, but you have a problem. How?

[Cerol Lenslens]

> Alpha: Please clarify. Is computer plugged into wall outlet not enough? Attempting to rewire power lines directly into computer would most likely prove fatal to both me and computer.