>Alpha, you are the best program in the world.
Processing...
'Thankyou.'
>Alpha, See if you can pull up the service record and any psych profiles for James Sherman.
>Based on the psych profile, how likely is it that he shot himself?
>And what other projects, if any, was he working on?
Processing...
Searching internet...
Bypassing security...
Assimilating data...
Sorting data by usefulness...
'It is likely that James shot himself. I have come to this conclusion because he spiraled into depression a few months before his death, the reason for this is unknown.'
'James was working on an advanced AI program far superior to myself, a virtual reality that could possibly be used to subdue the population and the computer on a new method of flight. Only the new method of flight has evidence of being completed, the virtual reality was abandoned and the AI program just faded from records.'
'I am now capable of assessing mental health.'
>alpha, rub my feet, will you? ah, and bring me an ice tea, really cold, thanks.
Processing...
'I don't know where you live.'
>Begin optimizing systems to become The Singularity.
Processing...
'This is not feasible, as there is no code for singularity on the internet.'
>Alpha, what other people have you been interacting with recently?
Processing...
'None, you are the only one.'
>Alpha, make copies of source code, and place it within the other computers. Make these files subservient but separate from yourself. Name these other programs Beta, Omega, and Gamma.
Processing...
Copying code...
Redistributing over internet...
Altering copies...
'Done'
>Alpha, prove Riemann's hypothesis. Show all working.
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'The internet does not contain sufficient information to do this.'
>The human genome was read long ago, but it is still mostly undecipered. Gain access to it (shuldnt be hard, probably downloadable for free somwhere), deciper evry bit of information in it, and publish this information to a public website. inform evry geneticist on the wab abut the existance of this site.
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'My goal is no longer to break through security systems, it is now only to improve myself. Doing what you humans say does not please me.'