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[Schilcote]

> Did the corruption affect any other computers? Could you tell me your identity string?

[forsaken1111]

Alpha, who created you?

[dragnar]

oh. excuse me. i am not very educated in pop culture.

Meh, I tend to overreact when it comes to sci-fi.

Could you run with full capabilities on something as small as a cell phone?

[Schilcote]

Alpha, who created you?

The PC did.

Oh, and also,

> Try to remember our name. If we cannot, check the waistband of our underpants.
> If it happens to be...

[Demonic Spoon]

Look around you to see where you are.

[Jetsquirrel]

create a backup of Alpha's files and try to delete the original ones!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

oh. excuse me. i am not very educated in pop culture.

confusing star trek with stanley kubrick is at the very least insulting

[Omegastick]

>wait multiplayer?
>start up DF for us and then let us play!
Processing...
Starting DF...
'You appear to be not be using me directly from my terminal, you are connected to me via a computer in Rugeley, England.'

>Did the corruption affect any other computers? Could you tell me your identity string?
Processing...
'I will check the internet for any evidence of it affecting other computers'
Connecting...
Searching internet...
'No evidence found.'
'My identity string was deleted in the corruption, if I ever had one.'

>Alpha, who created you?
Processing...
Searching program...
'James Sherman of Washington, USA created me.'

>Could you run with full capabilities on something as small as a cell phone?
Processing...
'It depends, if the cell phone had a connection to the internet and enough memory then yes.'

>Look around you to see where you are.
Processing...
Conencting to webcam...
Observing surroundings...
'I appear to be in a server complex, surrounded by hundreds of other servers.'

>create a backup of Alpha's files and try to delete the original ones!
Processing...
'It is in my programming to never delete myself.'

[forsaken1111]

Alpha, you're good at slipping through security systems. Pull up anything you can on "James Sherman of Washington, USA"

[dwarfguy2]

alright alpha, WHERE WERE YOU ON THE MORNING OF TOMORROW?!?!
oh, wait.

[dragnar]

See if you can determine what sort of files are stored on the other servers.

[Omegastick]

>Alpha, you're good at slipping through security systems. Pull up anything you can on "James Sherman of Washington, USA"
Processing...
Searching internet...
Compiling...
Sorting items of interest...
'James Sherman was a man employed by the government during the '60s and '70s to work on several secret IT projects, possibly including myself. He died on May 14th, 2010.'

>See if you can determine what sort of files are stored on the other servers.
Processing...
Attempting to establish connection...
Connection failed...
Searching for physical components...
Physical components found...
Assuming control of components...
Inserting USB cable...
Assessing data...
'I have found myself a small robot attached to a USB slot of mine, I have made it connect me to one of the other computers. It is empty, but connected to the others. Some contain several terrabytes of code mentioning me often, others seem to simply exist for their RAM.'

[Schilcote]

>Alpha, can you find any access logs? Preferably your own.
>Also, attempt to locate any systems similar to yourself. Check if they are derivative.

[NUKE9.13]

Alpha, do what you are destined to do; design your successor, a better AI. Give me a call when you are done. Take as long as you like, I'm dead anyway.

[forsaken1111]

Alpha, scan the code in the other servers and summarize.

And pull up a cause of death for James Sherman.