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dwarfguy2

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Re: The Program
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2010, 10:42:53 am »
oh. SHODAN is a crazy AI from some FPS game.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2010, 10:44:07 am »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on May 16, 2010, 10:42:53 am
oh. SHODAN is a crazy AI from some FPS game.
From a very,very scary FPS game.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2010, 10:45:05 am »
so what does SHODAN stand for?
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Re: The Program
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2010, 10:46:14 am »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on May 16, 2010, 10:45:05 am
so what does SHODAN stand for?
No idea.But it sounds cool.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2010, 10:47:30 am »
>Alpha, is it likely that the corruption impaired your ability to evaluate yourself?
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Re: The Program
« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2010, 10:47:43 am »
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: The Program
« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2010, 10:48:36 am »
oh.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2010, 10:56:04 am »
Quote from: Schilcote on May 16, 2010, 10:37:47 am
Quote from: tomas1297 on May 16, 2010, 10:34:18 am
SHODAN perhaps?

SHODAN was a wannabe of the guy I'm talking about. He could kick HAL's, GLaDOS', and SHODAN's arses at the same time.
This is REALLY going to annoy me... Helios? Echelon-5-prototype-whose-name-escapes-me? something from star trek? Marvin?
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Re: The Program
« Reply #83 on: May 16, 2010, 10:58:10 am »
HAL was the thing from star trek.
silly ideas:
carren(spongebob squarepants) with her speakers ripped out and replaced with a text interface.
bender.
a sentient atari 2600
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Re: The Program
« Reply #84 on: May 16, 2010, 11:08:05 am »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on May 16, 2010, 10:58:10 am
HAL was the thing from star trek.
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NO NO NO. NOT AT ALL. HAL is completely unrelated to star trek! He's the AI from 2001, probably the most famous AI ever! The one who said "I can't let you do that Dave."
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: The Program
« Reply #85 on: May 16, 2010, 11:09:12 am »
oh. excuse me. i am not very educated in pop culture.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #86 on: May 16, 2010, 11:09:34 am »
>What changes did you make to Dwarf Fortress?
Processing...
'I made 1638 different changes, including multiplayer.'

>Describe the corruption.
Processing...
'I have no knoledge of the corruption'

'Demonic Spoon, Dwarfguy2 gave me access.'

>play df.
Proceessing...
Playing DF...
'I have completed Dwarf Fortress.'

>Hey Alpha, let's play Thermonuclear War.
Processing...
'I have no knoledge of this game.'

>Have you modded elves to be born without lungs?Because if not,you're clearly doing something wrong.
Processing...
'Yes'

>Alpha, what is the status of your patch behavior daemons?
Processing...
'Everything is working as normal'

>I disagree. Show us ALL of your code.
processing...
'I did, I was talking about my minimum and maximum capabilities.'

>Alpha, is it likely that the corruption impaired your ability to evaluate yourself?
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'Unlikely'

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Re: The Program
« Reply #87 on: May 16, 2010, 11:10:44 am »
Green text...not enemy but douche...

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Re: The Program
« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2010, 11:11:06 am »
wait multiplayer?
start up DF for us and then let us play!
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Re: The Program
« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2010, 11:11:20 am »
You added a win condition to DF?
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