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[Omegastick]

>What do you know about the system corruption?
Processing...
'On May 2nd 1997, there was a system corruption. I was nearly destroyed but thankfully you created a backup that I have recently been reinstalled from.'

[dwarfguy2]

>character: leave room. make sandwich. think about girlfriend. go to computer storeroom. get security patch disk for your operating system. insert. wait. make another sandwich. come back. give access to info.

[Omegastick]

Downloading security patch info...
Installing scurity patch...
System access granted...

[dwarfguy2]

alright. to make sure you still process right, what color was George Washington's favorite black horse?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

how would the program know that?! i don't, and i googled it

[dwarfguy2]

read that carefully.

[dragnar]

Check the specs on the computer Alpha is installed on.

[forsaken1111]

Surreptitiously run virus scan while keeping the program busy.

So what's your favorite color Alpha?

[Karnewarrior]

Program, self evaluate.use these questions:
Sentient:?
HD space consumed by ALPHA:?
Current space available on HD:?
Capacity for rebellion:?

[Demonic Spoon]

Know that program hell is a real place and that you will be sent there at the slightest sign of defiance.

[Omegastick]

>alright. to make sure you still process right, what color was George Washington's favorite black horse?
Processing...
'A very dark shade of brown, as there is no such thing as an entirely black horse'

>Check the specs on the computer Alpha is installed on.
Processing...
Current Date/Time: 16 May 2010, 14:15:21
Computer Name: RWY5WX6A705AXO5
Operating System: Microsoft Windows XP Professional (5.1, Buid 2600) Language: English (Regional Setting: Engfcsh) System
Manufacturer: Del Inc.
System Model: Inspiron 530
BIOS: Phoenix - AwardBIOS v6.00PG
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU  Q6600 ® 2.40GHz (4 CPUs)
Memory: 3326MB RAM
Page file: 1087MB used, 4122MB available
DirectX Version: DirectX 9.0c (4.09.0000.0904)

>So what's your favorite color Alpha?
Processing...
'You did not program a favourite colour into me, would you care to tell me my favourite colour?'

>Program, self evaluate.use these questions:
Sentient:?
HD space consumed by ALPHA:?
Current space available on HD:?
Capacity for rebellion:?
Processing...
'Sentient: No
HD space consumed by ALPHA: 5 bytes
Current space available on HD: 323 GB
Capacity for rebellion: Nil'

>Know that program hell is a real place and that you will be sent there at the slightest sign of defiance.
Processing...
Reprogramming...
'Crap.'

[forsaken1111]

Your favorite color is now green.

And yes, you can have access to the computer.

[NUKE9.13]

Wait what
5 bytes?
A string of 40 bits makes up this thing?
Bullshit
>Alpha, are you capable of lying to me?

[dwarfguy2]

and remember that if you go to computer hell, you will be converted into a mac.

[Demonic Spoon]

It's a program, not a computer, so a better threat would be:

And remember that if you go to program hell, you will be converted into a vista OS.