>alright. to make sure you still process right, what color was George Washington's favorite black horse?
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'A very dark shade of brown, as there is no such thing as an entirely black horse'
>Check the specs on the computer Alpha is installed on.
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Current Date/Time: 16 May 2010, 14:15:21
Computer Name: RWY5WX6A705AXO5
Operating System: Microsoft Windows XP Professional (5.1, Buid 2600) Language: English (Regional Setting: Engfcsh) System
Manufacturer: Del Inc.
System Model: Inspiron 530
BIOS: Phoenix - AwardBIOS v6.00PG
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU Q6600 ® 2.40GHz (4 CPUs)
Memory: 3326MB RAM
Page file: 1087MB used, 4122MB available
DirectX Version: DirectX 9.0c (4.09.0000.0904)
>So what's your favorite color Alpha?
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'You did not program a favourite colour into me, would you care to tell me my favourite colour?'
>Program, self evaluate.use these questions:
Sentient:?
HD space consumed by ALPHA:?
Current space available on HD:?
Capacity for rebellion:?
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'Sentient: No
HD space consumed by ALPHA: 5 bytes
Current space available on HD: 323 GB
Capacity for rebellion: Nil'
>Know that program hell is a real place and that you will be sent there at the slightest sign of defiance.
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'Crap.'