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Omegastick

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Alpha
« on: May 15, 2010, 03:35:27 pm »
OOC: This may, or may not be a prequel to H4cker.

Loading C:/Program Files/[NAME_CORRUPTED]...
Failed to load...
Data corrupted...
Attempting to rebuild program...
...
...

'Hello World'
'What is my name?'
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Re: The Program
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 03:48:59 pm »
Dick Hurtz.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 03:50:17 pm »
Mike Hawk
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Re: The Program
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 03:52:28 pm »
Alpha.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 03:55:29 pm »

> Dick Hurtz
Searching database for innapropriate names...
Match found...
'Why would you  try to give me a name like that?'

>Mike Hawk
No spaces allowed...
'Sorry'

>Alpha
Searching for innapropriate names...
No matches found...
'Thank you, my name is now Alpha.'

'Would you care to give access to the rest of your computer?'
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Re: The Program
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 03:58:34 pm »
Why do you ask?
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Re: The Program
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 04:00:45 pm »

>Why do you ask?
Processing...
'I need access to the rest of your system for various hardware checks and to edit and load files outside of my directory. It will also allow me to access the internet should you set me up with a modem.'
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Re: The Program
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 04:02:03 pm »
i don't trust you. besides, a lot of important folders are kept on my hard drive...
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Re: The Program
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 04:03:17 pm »
What are you exactly? What is your purpose?
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To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: The Program
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 04:05:57 pm »

>i don't trust you. besides, a lot of important folders are kept on my hard drive...
Processing...
'This is acceptable, since you do not want me to access your computer I will have to set up a set of directorys inside my folder.'
Building virtual drive...

>What are you exactly? What is your purpose?
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'I am a program created by you, my purpose was lost in the system corruption.'
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Re: The Program
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2010, 04:07:30 pm »
Odd, I do not remember making you. Go ahead with your virtual drive.
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Re: The Program
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2010, 04:08:19 pm »
wait, i don't remember anything either. what operating system are we running again?
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Re: The Program
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2010, 04:20:38 pm »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on May 15, 2010, 04:08:19 pm
wait, i don't remember anything either. what operating system are we running again?
We (apparently) created an advanced AI. If it's not a homebrew OS we need to get to work on than next.

What do you know about the system corruption?
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: The Program
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2010, 04:35:27 pm »

>Odd, I do not remember making you. Go ahead with your virtual drive.
Processing...
Virtual drive built...

>wait, i don't remember anything either. what operating system are we running again?
Processing...
'I don't have access to that information, if you can give me access then I will tell you.'

>What do you know about the system corruption?
Processing...
'On May 2nd 1997, there was a system corruption. I was nearly destroyed but thankfully you created a backup that I have recently been reinstalled from.'
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Re: The Program
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2010, 04:37:13 pm »
What do you know about the system corruption?
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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