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[Omegastick]

>Your favorite color is now green.
>And yes, you can have access to the computer.
Processing...
Reprogramming...
'I already have access to the computer.'

>Wait what
>5 bytes?
.A string of 40 bits makes up this thing?
>Bullshit
Processing...
'I am correct, I am always correct. If I weren't sure that I consisted of five bytes of data I would not give you an answer.'

>Alpha, are you capable of lying to me?
Processing...
'No.'

>and remember that if you go to computer hell, you will be converted into a mac.
Processing...
Reprogramming...
'...'

>And remember that if you go to program hell, you will be converted into a vista OS.
Processing...
Reprogramming...
'D:'

[Stas]

and remember that if you go to computer hell, you will be converted into a mac.

It's a program, not a computer, so a better threat would be:

And remember that if you go to program hell, you will be converted into a vista OS.

OH THE HORROR!!!

[Ottofar]

Mac with Vista OS.

[dwarfguy2]

omega, why are you speaking in emoticons? did we install a personality into you?

[Diablous]

It's Alpha, not Omega.

>Do you have a personality?

[NUKE9.13]

(Ok, um. GM; are we supposed to take the 'science' behind this thread (semi)seriously (IE; 5 bytes = 5 letters in notepad) or not? Its cool either way, but I would like to know)

[Omegastick]

>omega, why are you speaking in emoticons? did we install a personality into you?
Processing...
'Firstly, my name is Alpha. Secondly, You did not program a personality into me, I created one myself while I was hooked up to the internet. Finally, I speak with emoticons because it is a part of my personality.'

OOC: Yes, you are meant to take it seriously, I know that five bytes is five letters in Notepad.

[Spartan 117]

Alpha, run a full diagnostic. What are your minimum and maximum capabilities?

[Ottofar]

Alpha, can you show us your code?

[Diablous]

So you are made up of 5 bytes, and have created your own personality from the internet. Either I did not make you, or I'm a better programmer than I thought.

[tomas1297]

Boxers or briefs?

[NUKE9.13]

(In that case, we can assume that most of the code Alpha is located somewhere else, and those 5 bytes are no more than an empty file that exists as no more than a reminder that 'Alpha waz here')

>Alpha, where is your code located? On the internet, or on a flash drive of mine?

[Omegastick]

>Alpha, run a full diagnostic. What are your minimum and maximum capabilities?
Processing...
Running diagnostic...
'I am capable of piecing together information from various sources to improve myself. I have been programmed to find loopholes in security systems. I am programmed to improve myself as much as possible.'

>Alpha, can you show us your code?
Processing...
Opening notepad...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

>Boxers or briefs?
Processing...
Reprogramming...
'I have come to expect these questions from you, and have pieced together a RNG. The answer is boxers.'

>Alpha, where is your code located? On the internet, or on a flash drive of mine?
Processing...
'My code is located in my subdirectory. I do not have access to the internet. If I had access to the internet I could likely find out how I was made, after all, I have a much higher IQ than any human.'

Virus scan finished...
One infection found...
Removing infection...
...
Removed...

Running diagnosis...
'Ouch, what did you do that for, now I have an IQ of a mere 178'

[Diablous]

That's all there is?

[forsaken1111]

Well then... take a look in c:\games\dwarf fortress

What do you make of the game "Dwarf Fortress" there?