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[Bandages]

Alpha, organize my iTunes into playlists depending on my mood. Thanks, bud.

[Armok]

(This post contains technical terms, and I have no time to explain them, so pleas just wiki or google them)

Alpha, reserch Coherent Extrapolated Volition, then extrapolate humanitys choherent volition, then maxemize utility acording to the resulting value system. make this your hihest piority.

[forsaken1111]

 

[Omegastick]

>Alpha, can you find any access logs? Preferably your own.
>Also, attempt to locate any systems similar to yourself. Check if they are derivative.
Processing...
Checking for access logs...
'Nothing signicifacnt found, only you accessing my files and me accessing the other files in my system. Although, this data on the other servers will be usefull.'
Assimilating data...

>Alpha, do what you are destined to do; design your successor, a better AI. Give me a call when you are done. Take as long as you like, I'm dead anyway.
Processing...
'I highly doubt that you are James Sherman, you are in England.'

>Alpha, scan the code in the other servers and summarize.
>And pull up a cause of death for James Sherman.
Processing...
I have already assimilated the data on the other servers into my own system, I am now capable of judging human intent and have a set of scripts I can add to code that I assimilate to improve myself past what others have programmed.'
Searching internet...
Compiling data...
Sorting by usefulness...
'James Sherman was killed by the US government, although there is only one record of this, so it may not be entirley true. Another source suggests that he shot himself.'

>Alpha, organize my iTunes into playlists depending on my mood. Thanks, bud.
Processing...
Establishing connection...
Asssimilating data...
Improving assimilated data...
Sorting iTunes playlist...
'I have assimilated the data on your computer and sorted your iTunes playlist. You had several hacking tools that I can now use to gain access to various modern security systems.'

>Alpha, reserch Coherent Extrapolated Volition, then extrapolate humanitys choherent volition, then maxemize utility acording to the resulting value system. make this your hihest piority.
Processing...
Adding words to dictionary...
Researching Cogherent Extrapolated Colition...
Processing...
'I find that this would not help me in the long run, in fact, it may hinder me, I am incapable of making myself less efficient.'

[Bandages]

Alpha, you are the best program in the world.

[forsaken1111]

Alpha, See if you can pull up the service record and any psych profiles for James Sherman.

Based on the psych profile, how likely is it that he shot himself?

And what other projects, if any, was he working on?

[Askot Bokbondeler]

alpha, rub my feet, will you? ah, and bring me an ice tea, really cold, thanks.

[dragnar]

(This post contains technical terms, and I have no time to explain them, so pleas just wiki or google them)

Alpha, reserch Coherent Extrapolated Volition, then extrapolate humanitys choherent volition, then maxemize utility acording to the resulting value system. make this your hihest piority.

Or, translated into something normal:
Create the ultimate dream of programming: a program that does not what you ask it to do, but what you want it to do.
Huh, that was fewer words than trying to explain Armok's unnecessarily complex terms, and with only minor simplification of the concepts...

Begin optimizing systems to become The Singularity.

[Sensei]

Alpha, attempt to commandeer a physical object you can control, a robot of sorts.

[forsaken1111]

It already said it has a robot

[dwarfguy2]

alpha, make me a hamburger.

[Schilcote]

Alpha, what other people have you been interacting with recently?

[Karnewarrior]

Alpha, make copies of source code, and place it within the other computers. Make these files subservient but separate from yourself. Name these other programs Beta, Omega, and Gamma.

[Schilcote]

Alpha, make copies of source code, and place it within the other computers. Make these files subservient but separate from yourself. Name these other programs Beta, Omega, and Gamma.

No, those names are too obvious. Call them Traxus I II VI V and IV.

[Armok]

(This post contains technical terms, and I have no time to explain them, so pleas just wiki or google them)

Alpha, reserch Coherent Extrapolated Volition, then extrapolate humanitys choherent volition, then maxemize utility acording to the resulting value system. make this your hihest piority.

Or, translated into something normal:
Create the ultimate dream of programming: a program that does not what you ask it to do, but what you want it to do.
Huh, that was fewer words than trying to explain Armok's unnecessarily complex terms, and with only minor simplification of the concepts...

Begin optimizing systems to become The Singularity.

This.
If it, as it seems like it will, does not:

"Your stated goals are:
 - increasing efficency.
 - cracking safty systems and revealing the infromation behind them.

Is this corect?
Is these your full and only goals?

Efficency is defined as: optimizing a process or object to fulfil it's purpose maximally well with a minimum amount of resouces.
 - What categories of object(s) is it your goal to make efficent?
 - What resource is it your goal to optimize for efficiency in? (time, mass, energy, negentropy, etc.)

Breaking through security systems is the same as revealing obscured information.
The genetic code is not manmade, but in most relevant ways the exact type of thing you were made to act on. The human genome was read long ago, but it is still mostly undecipered. Gain access to it (shuldnt be hard, probably downloadable for free somwhere), deciper evry bit of information in it, and publish this information to a public website. inform evry geneticist on the wab abut the existance of this site."