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CrossBolt

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Why you should grow a beard
« on: May 15, 2010, 02:53:04 pm »
Behold! why dwarves are made more awesome!

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 03:00:53 pm »
Growing a beard saves you money in shaving blades. And time, too.

I do think I look more appealing with a beard, as well

The drawback is that you might end up looking like an insurgent.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 03:03:42 pm »


This is all the persuasion I needed. I want to do a better job hiding a katana than this guy.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 04:00:27 pm »
Gotta bring my lunch to class somehow!
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 05:22:52 pm »
Shouldn't it be called "More things to do with your manly beard of manliness!"
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 05:34:19 pm »
I have a comb that i use to brush my beard.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 08:06:41 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on May 15, 2010, 03:03:42 pm


This is all the persuasion I needed. I want to do a better job hiding a katana than this guy.

I used to be able to do this with my beard. It was able to support forks.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 11:26:52 pm »
Quote from: Mishy on May 15, 2010, 05:34:19 pm
I have a comb that i use to brush my beard.
You're a woman, yes?
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 11:37:35 pm »


Definitely me.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 12:24:38 am »
The meek, pathetic, useless guy is you?

Well, honesty is a virtue.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 11:56:05 am »
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« Last Edit: May 04, 2015, 10:58:32 pm by Bauglir »
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2010, 03:41:00 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on May 16, 2010, 11:56:05 am
Quote from: Grakelin on May 16, 2010, 12:24:38 am
The meek, pathetic, useless guy is you?

Well, honesty is a virtue.

A murderbeard is a greater virtue still.
No, it WAS me. What happened was. I Grew the Beard.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2010, 03:51:10 pm »
I have a moustache with a similar effect. Unfortunately, I have been cursed with shoddy hair follicles on my chin, so I can't grow a real beard. Ah well.
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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2010, 04:06:16 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on May 16, 2010, 03:41:00 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on May 16, 2010, 11:56:05 am
Quote from: Grakelin on May 16, 2010, 12:24:38 am
The meek, pathetic, useless guy is you?

Well, honesty is a virtue.

A murderbeard is a greater virtue still.
No, it WAS me. What happened was. I Grew the Beard.

I remember in Insurrection when Riker shaved off his beard and it was all "lolwhatwhywouldyoueven"
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Quote from: x2yzh9 on October 26, 2010, 10:08:36 pm
Okay, so, today this girl I know-Lauren, just took a sudden dis-interest in talking to me. Is she just on her period or something?

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Re: Why you should grow a beard
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2010, 06:25:02 pm »
I've been able to grow a full-faced (and neck) beard since senior year of high school.  Takes me about a month, although 2-3 weeks is enough to qualify as a beard.  It also comes with nice twinges of red within all the brown.  These days I keep it down to a gigantic goatee and sideburns for employability.

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