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[derigo]

In the OP code I specified the number as AS_NEEDED so you could have like a whole crapton of the guys wandering around calming everyone down.  I tried it out and its pretty hilarious.  I used burrows to put a bunch of dwarven children in my goblin drowning chamber and pulled the switch.  Everyone goes miserable, and Team Prozac goes into action! 

"The boss just totally stuffed all our children in the death pit and drowned them!"
"And how does that make you feel? Here drink this."
"Wow that's truly decadent!  Whelp I'm off to put things in bins!"

"My son?  He.. he KILLED him!"
"Mmmmhmmm...?  Why don't you go sleep in the Baron's bed?  It's like a personal palace, it always makes _me_ feel better."
"Won't the baron...like...mind?"
"Trust me, he doesn't care."

"My three oldest babies!!!"
*munch munch* "You should try some of this cheese roast, the cheese is minced perrrrrrrfectly.  Plus its got cow eyeballs!"
"Man, that _is_ good!  You know?  I'm glad we talked."
*munch munch*


"Why, doc why?!"
"Oh come on, you've got 3 more future social parasites strapped to your armor, and you spend your free time getting pummeled with chunks of wood!  Like _that's_ a safe and healthy child-rearing environment."

Suddenly:
Urist McBabyShield, Axelord is throwing a tantrum! 
Urist McVeryBadSenseOfEmpathy has been struck down!