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derigo

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dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« on: May 15, 2010, 06:57:41 am »
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[POSITION:THERAPIST]
[NAME:therapist:therapists]
[SITE]
[NUMBER:AS_NEEDED]
[RESPONSIBILITY:MEET_WORKERS]
[RESPONSIBILITY:BUILD_MORALE]
[APPOINTED_BY:EXPEDITION_LEADER]
[APPOINTED_BY:MAYOR]
[PRECEDENCE:180]
[REQUIRED_OFFICE:500]
[DUTY_BOUND]
[COLOR:5:0:0]
My leader is always too busy to meet with disgruntled dwarves.  You can add as many therapists as you need to deal with your individual tantrum spiral prevention needs. ;p

Alternatively, you could change the name to

      [NAME:bitch:bitches]

it makes just as much sense.
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 06:59:39 am »
Hah. Nice idea on psychiatrists
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 08:01:23 am »
Well, it would be nice for those post-mood bouts of depression when your best metalsmith just couldn't find one... stinking... shell...
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 10:26:37 am »
What exactly does the Mayor do, now?
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 10:41:12 am »
He meets representatives :). I adopted this for Genesis.
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 10:59:15 am »
Huh. I assumed it was still the Baron. Guess I'm not too conversant with the aspects of fortress life that don't involve killing, or digging for more things to kill.

I still think the philosopher should make a return to do the grief counselling.
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 11:20:40 am »
Quote from: Deon on May 15, 2010, 10:41:12 am
He meets representatives :). I adopted this for Genesis.

Yay!

The mayor also assigns the other nobles to their positions (where thats applicable).
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 01:59:56 pm »
Urist Mcbadmood: I can't take it anymore doc, after my wife and best friend died I just haven't been the same.

Therapist: Have you tried drinking more?
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 03:24:34 pm »
Step One: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol - That Elves and cats are completely unmanageable.
Step Two: Pitched the furballs and pointy ears into a pit of magma.
Step Three: Got blissfully drunk.
Steps Four - Twelve: Drink More.
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2010, 03:49:04 pm »
Quote from: Bishop36 on May 15, 2010, 01:59:56 pm
Urist Mcbadmood: I can't take it anymore doc, after my wife and best friend died I just haven't been the same.

Therapist: Have you tried drinking more?

"...And have you seen this Dining room?! It's amazing!"
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2010, 12:33:33 pm »
Why not make therapists [NO_EMOTION] so they can't rage after getting yelled at?
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 11:18:16 pm »
Because the therapist is an entity position and [NOEMOTION] is a creature token. It's like "why not to attach wings to a time?" :) These are two totally unrelated things.
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 10:15:51 am »
Quote from: Deon on May 17, 2010, 11:18:16 pm
Because the therapist is an entity position and [NOEMOTION] is a creature token. It's like "why not to attach wings to a time?" :) These are two totally unrelated things.

Time already flies, it doesn't need wings  :P
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Re: dwarf therapists, not the ultility ;p
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2010, 05:44:46 pm »
Make a third caste of super-caring dwarves with awesome social skills just for this. Or don't, that is probably a terrible idea.
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2010, 06:13:06 pm »
I personally decided to include it in the Chief Medical Dwarf's job and call him Chief Therapist.
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