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Exiledhero99

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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2010, 10:24:06 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 16, 2010, 09:21:26 am
I can only imagine the malpractice suit that would happen if your best medical dwarf had a Fell mood in the middle of a procedure.

something like this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBKeYKwNVmo&feature=related
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Quote from: Sphalerite on June 19, 2010, 07:42:53 pm
If you hit a dwarf with moving water with sufficient strength it will knock the baby out of the mother's arms.  The water can then be used to sweep the baby into a well or cistern for drowning.  The device which does this can also double as a mist generator.

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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2010, 02:15:10 pm »
I personally ascribe to the idea that nobles should be treated as nicely as possible, because they're nobles.  The peasantry may resent them, but what do I care for peasants.  The nobility are my main concern.  After all, the entire reason they're in the game is to provide a challenge, and I like to think that if you're in a position to make demands and enforce your decisions, then you deserve whatever you want.  Plus, I like to view myself as the divinity of a divine right monarchy, and I want the dwarves to know that their betters are better because I believe they are.

So yeah, I'm definitely ok with the idea of nobles being able to say that they get treated before lesser dwarves.
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ZapRowsdower

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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2010, 10:27:00 pm »
This does lead to an interesting way of killing nobles though...

Shady Dwarf:The dwarves I work for want this operation to go...not so well, if you get my meaning.
Doctor:And the payment?
Shady Dwarf:The booze will be delivered after the "accident".

You would of course have to kill the doctor to get rid of all the evidence, but that parts easier.

-ZR
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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2010, 10:36:50 pm »
Quote from: ZapRowsdower on May 16, 2010, 10:27:00 pm
This does lead to an interesting way of killing nobles though...

Shady Dwarf:The dwarves I work for want this operation to go...not so well, if you get my meaning.
Doctor:And the payment?
Shady Dwarf:The booze will be delivered after the "accident".

You would of course have to kill the doctor to get rid of all the evidence, but that parts easier.

-ZR

Every Dwarf has a price. Remember that. From a dozen cases of Sunshine on the doorstep of a Noble in the Mountainhomes to a cup of Gutter Cruor held above the head of a desperate and sober dredge, every Dwarf has a price. And as long as you can pay that price?  Then everyone in the world can be wrapped around your beard.
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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2010, 10:52:36 pm »
I fear that this thread may have descended more into a thread about how we need a dwarven mafia.

And by fear I mean love...a lot.

-ZR
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2010, 11:00:37 pm »
Quote from: ZapRowsdower on May 16, 2010, 10:27:00 pm
Shady Dwarf:The dwarves I work for want this operation to go...not so well, if you get my meaning.
Doctor:And the payment?
Shady Dwarf:The booze socks will be delivered after the "accident".

Fixed.
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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2010, 11:05:42 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on May 16, 2010, 11:00:37 pm
Quote from: ZapRowsdower on May 16, 2010, 10:27:00 pm
Shady Dwarf:The dwarves I work for want this operation to go...not so well, if you get my meaning.
Doctor:And the payment?
Shady Dwarf:The boozesocks will be delivered after the "FUN".

Fixed.

Doubleplusgood Fixed!
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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2010, 11:33:00 pm »
rofl. we're all insane!
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ZapRowsdower

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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2010, 11:55:48 pm »
I stand corrected. Actually im at my desk...so...

I sit corrected!

@Eagle_Eye...Yes, insane like a FOX!
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Re: A Proposal Regarding Healthcare
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2010, 01:05:21 am »
For those that missed it: OP was a large, mangy, cave-dwelling creature with an unnatural affinity for regenerating limbs.

He would therefore have no need what-so-ever for a healthcare system. Don't be so silly!
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