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[rat_pack40]

This is a Masterwork +=Pizza=+. It menaces with spikes of mushroom and ground beef. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

Post your IRL Masterworks!

[Sensei]

I'm working on a +<<-Large Shield->>+ in metalshop right now...

[Teiwaz]

http://www.guedelon.fr/

Guedelon, the reconstructed fortress of experimentation

This is a masterwork fortress.
It is constructed of limestone. It is encased in scaffolding of wood and bristles with schoolchildren. All craftsmanship is of uncertain quality.
On the fortress is the image of an arrow in paint. The arrow is pointing towards the bathroom.

[Rex_Nex]

This is a Masterwork +=Hamburger=+. It menaces with slices of cheese and lettuce. All craftsdwafship is of the highest quality.

*on an engraving nearby*

"This is an engraving of a Masterwork +=Hamburger=+ and a large human. The large human is eating the hamburger. This relates to the fattening of Apuoth Abo in the year 2008.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

You do know "All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality" is reserved for artifacts, not masterworks, right?

Anyway, I wouldn't call anything I made a masterwork, but I have made some pretty high quality stuff. *Cutting Board* and +Desk+ in wood shop, some +Baked Custard+ and an +Oak Longbow+

[rat_pack40]

I made 2 of those pizza's for dinner tonight. Between the crust and the cheese were, in order from bottom to top, sauce, parmesan cheese, crushed red pepper, peperoni, ham, mushrooms, black olives, ground beef, then mozerella. 3 people took down 1 whole pizza, that was made on a 22" baking sheet. More delicious than all store-bought pizza's I've ever had.

edited for stupid punctuation and missing ingredients..

[Bronzebeard]

Look at my shiny, epic +=Human Brain=+. All natural selection is of the highest quality. It is made of fine protein-based tissue. It menaces with axons, dendrites and synaptic highways. It is encrusted and encircled with electrochemically active fibers. On the item are deep-set folds and ridges to increase its surface area and number of neurons. On the item is a neocortex responsible for spatial reasoning, development of motor commands, language and conscious thought.

[moki]

Look at my shiny, epic +=Human Brain=+. All natural selection is of the highest quality. It is made of fine protein-based tissue. It menaces with axons, dendrites and synaptic highways. It is encrusted and encircled with electrochemically active fibers. On the item are deep-set folds and ridges to increase its surface area and number of neurons. On the item is a neocortex responsible for spatial reasoning, development of motor commands, language and conscious thought.

That's nice, but one of those useless artifacts. What would a dwarf do with a brain anyway? (except cook it)

[Kavalion]

+=Prepared Human Brain Roast=+?  The protein-based tissues are finely minced.

[Nikov]

I have a masterwork baby. All snugglewumpship is of the fwuffiest quality! Yes you are! Yes you are!

[Djohaal]

As a matter of fact your brain is considerably rich in fat.

[Rex_Nex]

As a matter of fact your baby is considerably rich in fat.

Fixed.

[Djohaal]

As a matter of fact your baby is considerably rich in fat.

Fixed.

That too. Did you know they used to peel newborns for lanolin (that was before AIDS and other health concerns tho), a specific fat that is more common in humans and used to treat third degree burns?

[Rex_Nex]

Eh. Thats quite nasty.

As a side note, I'm surprised I havent been yelled at for using "Apuoth Abo"

[UnrealJake]

Eh. Thats quite nasty.

As a side note, I'm surprised I havent been yelled at for using "Apuoth Abo"

I'm culturally stagnant, and besides this is Bay12...