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Cheddarius

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2010, 09:01:51 pm »

Explore the forest. Lower the gun slightly to show peace.
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Tarran

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2010, 09:07:23 pm »

Explore the forest. Lower the gun slightly to show peace.
You explore the forest, you find a strange structure in the ground.

Your back feels larger than before.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2010, 09:11:45 pm »

Examine the structure. Weep silently at being turned into a tree.
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Re: The explorer
« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2010, 09:16:09 pm »

SPRAY ALL AROUND YOU DIE DIE DIE!

repeat this

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2010, 09:18:09 pm »

Examine the structure. Weep silently at being turned into a tree.
You enter a de-contamination room, it denies your entry.

You weep at being turned into a tree, but for some reason you stop crying, you don't feel sad anymore, huh.

SPRAY ALL AROUND YOU DIE DIE DIE!

repeat this
You don't want to do that again, both because you fear punishment, and you also feel a strange connection to the trees.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2010, 09:22:54 pm »

You don't want to do that again, both because you fear punishment, and you also feel a strange connection to the trees.
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i suspected as much... damn elves, what will they invent next

try to force your entry on the decontamination room

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2010, 09:24:45 pm »

You fire at the door. BOOM! The door would laugh at you if it had a mouth, because your plasma weapon barely did a mark on the door. It seems like it was made to hold out something more dangerous than whatever this forest could yield.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2010, 09:26:05 pm »

Tremble in ecstasy at tree-synthesized drugs. They're okay because they're All Natural (tm)!

Look for civilization again.

Ignore Askot and dwarfguy2 from now on if they make suggestions to harm the forest.

Apologize to the tree and say you don't know what you were thinking.
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Re: The explorer
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2010, 09:31:18 pm »

Ignore Askot and dwarfguy2 from now on if they make suggestions to harm the forest.

ignore chedarius and all tree hugging pansies as they're with the forest that is trying to assimilate you
search the door for any kind of interactive switch...if you fail at finding anything, knock on the door and ask nicely if you can get in

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2010, 09:31:18 pm »

Ignore Askot and dwarfguy2 from now on if they make suggestions to harm the forest.

ignore chedarius and all tree hugging pansies as they're with the forest that is trying to assimilate you
search the door for any kind of interactive switch...if you fail at finding anything, knock on the door and ask nicely if you can get in

You find nothing. Knocking does nothing.

Tremble in ecstasy at tree-synthesized drugs. They're okay because they're All Natural (tm)!

Look for civilization again.

Ignore Askot and dwarfguy2 from now on if they make suggestions to harm the forest.

Apologize to the tree and say you don't know what you were thinking.
They aren't drugs, you just feel like crying about the tree is the same as crying about your arms. You have no idea why though.

You search for civilization, you find ruins.

You apologize to the trees, they seem to respond, friendly.

It's getting dark.

Your back has it's first branch with leaves, strangely, you can feel them. You take your shirt off.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2010, 09:33:29 pm »

Wave shirt around. Thrust pelvis vigorously.
DISREGARD THAT I HUG TREES

Go to the ruins. Sleep on leafy back if necessary.
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Re: The explorer
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2010, 09:37:10 pm »

Wave shirt around. Thrust pelvis vigorously.
DISREGARD THAT I HUG TREES

Go to the ruins. Sleep on leafy back if necessary.
You try to go to sleep on your back, but it hurts too much. You sleep on your side.

When you wake up nothing special happens, besides the fact that you have a large tree on your back. You can move fine though. You can faintly hear voices, but have no idea where they are coming from.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2010, 09:40:25 pm »

search the ruins for loot; ask the voices for a direction to head

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2010, 09:43:56 pm »

search the ruins for loot; ask the voices for a direction to head
There is no loot, it seems like everything was smashed to uselessness. You can faintly make out the words on a plate of metal "UPSC (United Planet Space Corps) Westward"

The voices are talking in a language that you cannot understand.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The explorer
« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2010, 09:49:40 pm »

Go westward.
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