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Author Topic: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books  (Read 7168 times)

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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2010, 03:00:53 am »
Quote from: MrWiggles on May 14, 2010, 02:53:44 am
Tyra Banks is literate?

>.>

Probably not, she probably just smashed her boobs into the keyboard.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2010, 03:02:19 am »
Quote from: Rilder on May 14, 2010, 03:00:53 am
Quote from: MrWiggles on May 14, 2010, 02:53:44 am
Tyra Banks is literate?

>.>

Probably not, she probably just smashed her boobs into the keyboard.

That sounds awesome.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2010, 03:07:35 am »
You'd have to be pretty desperate to buy a book just because the book's contents were dictated by boobs at some point. Its exactly like touching the boobs, by touching the book that was printed by machines that were programmed by engineers which were directed by publishers which bought a book written on a computer using a keyboard that touched boobs.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2010, 03:14:30 am »
And so I link to TVTropes.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2010, 03:23:12 am »
Quote from: piecewise on May 14, 2010, 03:07:35 am
You'd have to be pretty desperate to buy a book just because the book's contents were dictated by boobs at some point. Its exactly like touching the boobs, by touching the book that was printed by machines that were programmed by engineers which were directed by publishers which bought a book written on a computer using a keyboard that touched boobs.
Anybody with talented enough nipples to type with them, gets two thumbs up from me.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2010, 03:42:54 am »
Quote from: MrWiggles on May 14, 2010, 02:53:44 am
Tyra Banks is literate?

>.>

You don't need to be literate when you can have people write down what you say.

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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2010, 04:34:05 am »
Why do all these people have the idea that they should write a book?

Why do people PUBLISH these books?

Why is it a FANTASY book?

And the worst part is, people will READ these.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2010, 04:39:38 am »
Yes, people will read these.  Probably the same sort of people who read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  I'll give it a thumb through; I wouldn't be surprised is she's intentionally trying to make it ridiculous and humorous.  It certainly going to be regardless.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2010, 04:40:23 am »
Quote from: Hawkfrost on May 14, 2010, 04:34:05 am
Why is it a FANTASY book?
Fantasy modelling!
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2010, 04:45:52 am »
Quote from: Cheeetar on May 14, 2010, 04:40:23 am
Quote from: Hawkfrost on May 14, 2010, 04:34:05 am
Why is it a FANTASY book?
Fantasy modelling!

There's a pornsite for that.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2010, 04:49:02 am »
Link or it didn't happen?
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2010, 04:52:22 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on May 14, 2010, 04:39:38 am
Yes, people will read these.  Probably the same sort of people who read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  I'll give it a thumb through; I wouldn't be surprised is she's intentionally trying to make it ridiculous and humorous.  It certainly going to be regardless.

Hey now, to really enjoy Pride and Prejudice and Zombies you have to be intimately familiar with original novel.
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2010, 05:18:15 am »
My dream is to write fantasy novels, and when I saw the spoiler, I died a little, inside.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY CHERISHED GENRE?!
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2010, 05:22:16 am »
Quote from: Dwarf on May 14, 2010, 04:49:02 am
Link or it didn't happen?

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Quote from: Puck on October 29, 2010, 08:08:05 am
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Re: Tyra Banks Is Writing Fantasy Books
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2010, 05:23:03 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on May 14, 2010, 05:18:15 am
WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY CHERISHED GENRE?!

I felt the same way.
Why can't she be like all the others and just make a book about her personal experience in her line of work? Why does it have to be a fantasy novel?
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