Immigrants have arrived! Check the original post for new dwarves. Also, dwarfed!
C.D. is awkward and annoying to type. I shall now be Cogdi!
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The fortress Orbrushed, Hematite 351"Calm Orb Dwarves would never settle in a horrid place like this. Have you seen the cliffs?"
"What cliffs?" muttered Cognate McAwesomeBridge. The immigrants were beginning to get on his nerves.
"That's what I'm talking about! NO CLIFFS!" persisted the obstinate dwarf. Soap Maker by trade, Cognate recalled. Usually, the most harmless. Still.
"Shut it, and follow. Those are Her Lowness' orders, and even a fool like C.D. cannot screw this up. Now shut it before I shut you."
What was it Her Lowness was planning for this place? She called it a sliver barb farm of course, something so innocent. But why send dwarves into haunted flatlands? She certainly had some darker plans for this place, and Cognate would be the one to discover it. It took all his skill to be designated as the settlement's sheriff, but he knew how to play the nobles. Just give them something they like, and you can mold them like claystone.
"I'm telling you, there's nothing here but dead trees, dead shrubs, and dead animals. What ARE those animals anyways?" whined the Soap Maker.
The trapper stopped, and stared at the dead animal "Oh I know this one. It is a... a.... REALLY big dead rat!"
This was too much. Cognate was about to spin around and yell at the trapper, when he spotted movement.
"Everyone, freeze. We may be in trouble."
As Cognate peered out of the thick, brittle dead grass, he saw... a dwarf! He no... she was methodically walking around, picking up some wilted shrubs from the ground.
"Pssst, is it a REALLY big rat?" it was the trapper, bright-eyed with excitement. He stared right at Cognate.
"No, no... It's a..." started Cognate. "Bah, lemme see" - The trapper lunged forward, tripping over his own legs and making a very loud *thud*
The other dwarf called out "Hello? Are you a dead groundhog? Don't kill me! It's not done yet!" and started running away.
Cursing all, Cognate called out, explaining who they were. Apparently, they have arrived.
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C.D. wasn't sure what to think of this one. He was a sheriff, apparently - positioned here by Her Lowness herself to keep peace over the fort. He seemed very honest and eager to get to work... but something was off. He was like a predator, watching C.D.'s every move. But, he seemed to also keep a journal with him, scribbling notes. Surely already planning ways to secure the fortress better, keep order, and just overall improve the fort.
Now, ALL Cogdi had to do is sort out the rest. Not very useful at first glance, but SURELY he could put them to work...
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LordSlowpoke was really beginning to hate this place. Just recently, three more skeletal groundhogs clawed their way out of the ground, and he barely escaped. Thank god for Himmel's constant presence, as he surely felt that Himmel's axe, well crafted by Arni, has demolished yet another group of monsters that were after him.
It was okay now, though. Himmel scowled at him for awhile, and then talked Cogdi into assigning the fortress' guard dog to him. He'll surely be fine now! If nothing else, his (Pig Tail Fiber Cloak) has kept him safe and safe so far. With those two, he'll be fine.
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The Fortress Orbrushed, Limestone, 351Snakebriggade knocked on the stone again. "I'm telling you, it's hollow on the other side."
Several other dwarves gathered nearby, amongst them Himmel with his axe - still sharp despite having felled whole fifteen skeletal groundhogs; Cognate McAwesomeBridge with his journal out; Cogdi himself, looking cautiously, and some of the newer arrivals.
Snakebriggade sniffed the rock loudly and slowly, and nodded to himself. "It's a cave."
"How can you tell?", asked Cogdi incrediously, "can you smell the open air, or what?"
Snakebriggade shook his head "nope, there's a pig tail poking out of here. They grow in caves."
They broke the wall down, and while Snakebriggade finalized the tunnel, the rest peeked inside carefully.
And it was something to behold! A tall cave ceiling almost out of view, a splendid slowly roiling cave lake, towering fungiwood and tower-caps and bushes underfoot. On left, there was an open vent with magma boiling a bit below.
"Hey, what's that?" peeped the trapper "Are those fish bones?"
Himmler shoved her aside "Are you daft? Have you not noticed what bones tend to do around here?"
"Watch this"
Himmler walked up to the bone pile, which was larger up close. It had a bony beak, and some thin tentacle-like bones. Obligingly, as Himmler hefted her axe and stomped the ground, it rapidly perked up, apparently a whole skeletal Pond Grabber, and jumped at his head. Himmler obliged, hitting it with the axe and shattering it into tiny bones.
"Okay, now it's safe. I bet you though, there are more of those in those waters. This place is cursed by Armok, and it's up to me to clean it up y'know."
Cogdi kicked a twitching bony tentacle, which was slowly creeping towards him. "Right. Well, let's secure this. Himmler and Cognate McAwesomeBridge, you know this better than me. Could you figure this out?"
As the two stared at each other, Cogni hurried out. He simply didn't have the stomach for those things. What other surprises did this place hold?
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The Fortress Orbrushed, Sandstone 351This isn't happening... this isn't happening... this isn't happening....
Arni was trying very hard to convince herself in this, as she cowered in the corner. This wasn't a werewolf but it was horrifying! All she was doing is setting metal bars on the waterway, as planned out by the Sheriff and Militia Captain, when the THING came up!
It was terrifying. It towered over Arni by at least two heads, and it... slithered... with bones. It was an olm, but not the kind Arni would snack on sometimes. This one was HUGE and skeletal and had all sharp edges and it HISSED nonstop. It crawled out of the water straight into Arni. Arni, taught my many years of carefully avoiding werewolves and preparing for their inevitable attack, knew exactly what to do - she dropped the lead bars, shrieked, and ran in a random direction, into a corner. It seemed to have lost track of Arni, and was currently cornering one of the new arrivals, a Leatherworker, who was whimpering pathetically.
This would have been ugly, but Himmler once turned out of nowhere again. And she broke the olm piece by piece, until it stopped moving.
After this, Arni didn't like the caves anymore. She figured that it would be a terrible place to be caught by werewolves.