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Yes. She's quite obviously a plot device

6 (24%)

Yes. Listen to your elders.

0 (0%)

Yes. Who doesn't listen to crazy old woman in the middle of nowhere?

6 (24%)

No. She's obviously senile.

4 (16%)

No. She smells like... Old people...

7 (28%)

No. I think she's right, but I love to lose!

2 (8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Karnewarrior]

Fine... I try communicating with the kobold.

"Hey there!"
"Josejik fend" The kobold responds. Its breathing has slowed, and its eyes have stopped being so wide. It still looks scared though.

If it's trying to nibble, I'll give it some orange peel instead, and the stalk of a pear.

It sniffs the orange peel, and wraps it up in the plastic. Then it hands it to you. It eats the pear stalk, and chokes a little on it.

[dragnar]

Didn't someone have a computer with them? if so, edit DF's raws to remove the [utterances] tag from kobolds.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i give it a cookie. we could train this little guy to steal for us! but we should teach it some tricks first; it's not often that a kobold gets away with theft in df

[Lokii]

...
Flail around like a moron

[Karnewarrior]

Didn't someone have a computer with them? if so, edit DF's raws to remove the [utterances] tag from kobolds.

Note: Attempting to access DF inside of DF will get worse and worse until something utterly catastrophic happens. Somthing gamebreaking.

i give it a cookie. we could train this little guy to steal for us! but we should teach it some tricks first; it's not often that a kobold gets away with theft in df

It squeals and eats the cookie. The kobold no longer feels intimidated, and takes the time to stand up.

...
Flail around like a moron

You bonk your elbow. It hurts. The kobold is scared again.

[Samthere]

Bow to the kobold in thanks for the wrapped up orange peel.

Pointing at the kobold: "Josejik."
Pointing at self: "Sam."

[Canalan]

I give the kobold a sour candy, and attempt to take it's knife away. If it flinches back or resists, I stop.
And ok, I change my vote. Let's hitch a ride with the traders when they leave.

[Lokii]

Yeah, hitch a ride with those traders.
also:
Put everything that can fit inside the raccoon from now on.
(It's about life sized)

[Diablous]

I try to calm the kobold down after Loki startles it.


And I also think we should make our own settlement. We shall carve it out of the earth. After all, we may be humans on the outside, but deep down we are not men, but dwarves.

[Canalan]

How about we ask our new kobold to take us to his home.
Maybe they will worship us.

[Diablous]

How about we ask our new kobold to take us to his home.
Maybe they will worship us.

Or we have him join us and we form our own civ with him as a member.

[Samthere]

How about we ask our new kobold to take us to his home.
Maybe they will worship us.

Possibly a bad idea. I'd think we should at least wait until we have some armour before waltzing into a den of creatures that may well be happy to eat us.

Or we have him join us and we form our own civ with him as a member.

But yeah, I'm all for our new companion Josejik, if we can tame him/her somewhat.

[dragnar]

And I also think we should make our own settlement. We shall carve it out of the earth. After all, we may be humans on the outside, but deep down we are not men, but dwarves.

This.

I load up my DS's web browser to see if it gets a connection.

[Criptfeind]

How about we ask our new kobold to take us to his home.
Maybe they will worship us.

Or we have him join us and we form our own civ with him as a member.

Yup lets do this.

I will offer the kobold a sour patch

[Askot Bokbondeler]

we should probably try to hide it from the dwarves and humans