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Yes. She's quite obviously a plot device

6 (24%)

Yes. Listen to your elders.

0 (0%)

Yes. Who doesn't listen to crazy old woman in the middle of nowhere?

6 (24%)

No. She's obviously senile.

4 (16%)

No. She smells like... Old people...

7 (28%)

No. I think she's right, but I love to lose!

2 (8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Criptfeind]

Each one smarter than the last?

That would not be so bad.

At 12% it only takes 12 to get him up to normal.

Oh crap now there is more. How did this start and can I get in on it?

[Heron TSG]

How did this start and can I get in on it?

I don't know how it started, I just jumped on. I guess you can just copy the avatar location and set it as yours.

(NOTE: Spinning is way better! And less troll-ish.)

[Flaede]

Aw. No dwarfbucks for the desk?
hmmm... not enough left for anything else. 20 left. I don't suppose they give out coins, so... umm.
OK, I'm offering up the round tigereye ornament (size of a plum. is that Large?) and if required, as many pencils as it takes to make up the difference and get the flask.

You buy some prickle berries and some seeds, as well as a backpack. You check out the decorations on the flask.

 This is a Draltha Leather Flask. It menaces with spikes of iron and is adorned with rings of bronze. On the item is an image of a human and humans. The humans are tossing rotted fruit. The picture relates to the disgrace of Almost the human in 1109

Sweet.

Must have!

OK, I'm offering up the round tigereye ornament (size of a plum. is that Large?) and if required, as many pencils as it takes to make up the difference and get the flask.

Was this + the spare 20 dwarfbucks not enough? I want to be able to laugh at Almost the human whenever I'm down and thirsty.

[Karnewarrior]

Aw. No dwarfbucks for the desk?
hmmm... not enough left for anything else. 20 left. I don't suppose they give out coins, so... umm.
OK, I'm offering up the round tigereye ornament (size of a plum. is that Large?) and if required, as many pencils as it takes to make up the difference and get the flask.

You buy some prickle berries and some seeds, as well as a backpack. You check out the decorations on the flask.

 This is a Draltha Leather Flask. It menaces with spikes of iron and is adorned with rings of bronze. On the item is an image of a human and humans. The humans are tossing rotted fruit. The picture relates to the disgrace of Almost the human in 1109

Sweet.

Must have!

OK, I'm offering up the round tigereye ornament (size of a plum. is that Large?) and if required, as many pencils as it takes to make up the difference and get the flask.

Was this + the spare 20 dwarfbucks not enough? I want to be able to laugh at Almost the human whenever I'm down and thirsty.

You manage to get the flask. It sparkles.

GAH!

Yet again, here are my actions. (they disappeared?) Before we leave...

>Perform a puppet show using my elk puppet and my hand. (After drawing a face on the side of my hand.)

>Panhandle for profit.

If it's too late now, I'll just put on a puppet show for fun while we walk.

You begin to walk to your city. Barbarossa puts on a nice puppet show about a princess who wants to be a cake, but we all know the cake is a lie. It's pretty funny.

[Samthere]

I'd like to keep my eye out for gatherable plants as we travel.

[dragnar]

I'd like to keep my eye out for gatherable plants as we travel.

I'll help.

[Caesar]

I'll help as well, utilizing my.. Binoculars!

[Samthere]

And I will use my binocular vision!

[Canalan]

I look for anything of interest, such as possible random encounters.
Where are we on the random encounter table?

[Jopax]

Somwhere around here i guess:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Lokii]

I um...
Open my paper parasol because it's hot outside (?)

[Karnewarrior]

I'd like to keep my eye out for gatherable plants as we travel.

I'd like to keep my eye out for gatherable plants as we travel.

I'll help.

And so you do. You find quite a few different vegtables. And a tomato, whatever that is. Fruit?

I'll help as well, utilizing my.. Binoculars!

You scout out the landscape. there are some elephants grazing, and some elk. Nothing too dangerous. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
 

I look for anything of interest, such as possible random encounters.
Where are we on the random encounter table?

You find no creatures to bother you. However, you do rip off the head of a groundhog in anger when Lokii doesn't like your man-musk. Harsh.
 

I um...
Open my paper parasol because it's hot outside (?)

You now have a nice spot of shade. Barbarossa immediately sidles up close to you.
 
((Alright, next turn you all reach the town. I'll put up a vote. At first it will be empty, but any town name suggestions will be put up to be voted for. After a day or two, the winning name will become the name of your town. Also, there will be a rules change, to reflect our descent Arrival into TBSing!))

[Diablous]

I say we call our settlement CarnageTorch!

[dragnar]

I vote for the name boatmurdered.

I also keep a close eye on those elephants...

[Canalan]

Greater Pittsburgh
Put it up nao please.