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Yes. She's quite obviously a plot device

6 (24%)

Yes. Listen to your elders.

0 (0%)

Yes. Who doesn't listen to crazy old woman in the middle of nowhere?

6 (24%)

No. She's obviously senile.

4 (16%)

No. She smells like... Old people...

7 (28%)

No. I think she's right, but I love to lose!

2 (8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Samthere]

"Oh crap. Any of you guys wear glasses?"
Load up whatever I managed to grab into pockets (I love pockets and have many of them) and my metal bin. Stand up and ask others if they're in the same situation I am.

[Heron TSG]

"I just fell through my screen and now I'm here. The West is kind of lumpy. We seem to be stuck together at the moment."

[Rashilul]

Join or waiting list or something for me.

Real Name: Steven M. Omitted

*Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer: Half-liter, half full hot sauce bottle, disgusting health drink, plastic bowl with one chicken bone inside, dirty plastic bowl, 4 cds, Magic the Gathering deck, metal office lamp, two small, plastic plates, sleeping bag, Gameboy SP, Guiness Book of World Records 2007, pencil, 3 pieces of paper, 2 forks, 3 spoons, 10 pound weight, measuring tape, assorted computer electronics, towel- I'm just going to stop now.

*Skills (in DF format): Adequate cook, Liar,  Novice building designer, Novice Butcher

Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: Jeans, Red t-shirt, Socks, Blond hair, Negligible facial hair.

I get up, completely bewildered.

[Canalan]

Real Name: Canalan
Inventory: K-bar knife, Clss 5 First Aid Kit, dice (6), all three Lord of the Rings books, The Hobbit, sour candy, 300 index cads, Ti-84, assorted pens and pencils in mesh cup, wallet (license, $100, various cards),
Skills: Expert marksman (rifle), Competant Swimmer, (nolable) knife...user, Competant (all medical skills), poor convesationalist, skilled carpenter, adequite fisherman, novice mechanic.
Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: I be teh malezors, I have brown hair, I am 6'2", I like cats, and I be wearing jeans, a shirt that advertises a burger joint, glasses, a watch, and nice sneakers+socks.

After setting fire to a Large Roach, I join the throng.

[dragnar]

I wonder... "Shift + T!"

[Heron TSG]

Spoiler: Entry carried over for reference (click to show/hide)

Real Name: Barbarossa (male)

*Things I can grab: Giant cardboard warhammer coated in tin foil, Clay jar with 20 pencils, Sunglasses, Duct tape, Elk hand puppet, Binoculars, Pocket watch Nintendo DS, TI-84.

*Skills: Professional Runner
          Programmer
          Dabbling Role-player
          Dabbling Miner
          Master Pokemon Trainer
          dabbling swimmer
          Legendary Air-Breather

Other: grey T-shirt, red shorts, sweater, running shoes, socks, a goofy smile, and an impossibly good way to dance. 5'6"

Action: Look around for other living beings, and walk over to the nearest.

[Samthere]

"Oh hell yes!" Much excitement about this new world.
"If we find civilisation, we can get ridiculously rich by extracting aluminium from bauxite."

[Canalan]

I vote we head for the nearest dorftress and become gods.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Titan Canalan has come!

[Jopax]

(How did you know that one of my lenses keeps popping out?)

"Yeah i wear glasses, but nevermind, they are pretty much useless now.Anyway, i was just gonna play some DF when this happened, seems nice, but it would have been better if it wasn't DF, god what the hell are we gonna do?!"

[forsaken1111]

I check for signal on my phone.

[Samthere]

I search for traps.

[Karnewarrior]

I'll update when I get back from school. No time right now.

[Diablous]

Talk to the guy with the science shirt. Ask him who he is.

[Karnewarrior]

"Oh crap. Any of you guys wear glasses?"
Load up whatever I managed to grab into pockets (I love pockets and have many of them) and my metal bin. Stand up and ask others if they're in the same situation I am.

Someone raises their hand. They look confused.

"I just fell through my screen and now I'm here. The West is kind of lumpy. We seem to be stuck together at the moment."

No-one appears to notice.

Join or waiting list or something for me.

Real Name: Steven M. Omitted

*Things you can grab without stepping away from your computer: Half-liter, half full hot sauce bottle, disgusting health drink, plastic bowl with one chicken bone inside, dirty plastic bowl, 4 cds, Magic the Gathering deck, metal office lamp, two small, plastic plates, sleeping bag, Gameboy SP, Guiness Book of World Records 2007, pencil, 3 pieces of paper, 2 forks, 3 spoons, 10 pound weight, measuring tape, assorted computer electronics, towel- I'm just going to stop now.

*Skills (in DF format): Adequate cook, Liar,  Novice building designer, Novice Butcher

Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: Jeans, Red t-shirt, Socks, Blond hair, Negligible facial hair.

I get up, completely bewildered.

You are bewildered. You see someone waving a cracked eyeglass lens, and another person going towards him with a missing lens. Everyone else seems to be having delusions of power.
these are the idiots who are going to get me killed, You think.

Real Name: Canalan
Inventory: K-bar knife, Clss 5 First Aid Kit, dice (6), all three Lord of the Rings books, The Hobbit, sour candy, 300 index cads, Ti-84, assorted pens and pencils in mesh cup, wallet (license, $100, various cards),
Skills: Expert marksman (rifle), Competant Swimmer, (nolable) knife...user, Competant (all medical skills), poor convesationalist, skilled carpenter, adequite fisherman, novice mechanic.
Anything else you feel comfortable putting on the internet: I be teh malezors, I have brown hair, I am 6'2", I like cats, and I be wearing jeans, a shirt that advertises a burger joint, glasses, a watch, and nice sneakers+socks.

After setting fire to a Large Roach, I join the throng.

You have nothing with which to set fire to a roach, nor is there a roach visible nearby.

You join the throng. They appear to be bewildered, confused, and/or deluded.

I wonder... "Shift + T!"

Nothing happens. A bird flies off to the west.

(How did you know that one of my lenses keeps popping out?)

(I had no Idea. Mine do that all the time, though, too.)

I check for signal on my phone.

You have three bars. Odd. You have no-one to call, however, with there being no phones in Dwarf Fort.
EARTH TIME ADDED!

I search for traps.

There are no traps. Why would there be?

Talk to the guy with the science shirt. Ask him who he is.

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Earth Time (GMT): 12:30 PM

[Canalan]

We should hold an Expedition Leader election.
Also, I believe I should be the Chief Medical Person.