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The Crone. Listen to her?(this poll for fun.)

Yes. She's quite obviously a plot device
- 6 (24%)
Yes. Listen to your elders.
- 0 (0%)
Yes. Who doesn't listen to crazy old woman in the middle of nowhere?
- 6 (24%)
No. She's obviously senile.
- 4 (16%)
No. She smells like... Old people...
- 7 (28%)
No. I think she's right, but I love to lose!
- 2 (8%)

Total Members Voted: 25


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Author Topic: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter 3:A Crone And a Warning  (Read 77040 times)

dragnar

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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #120 on: May 15, 2010, 03:26:35 pm »

Attack the cougar with my fake... sword!
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #121 on: May 15, 2010, 03:44:24 pm »

Stab it in the back while it's vunerable
you hit it inbetween the vertebre! lucky hit! The Spine is severed! The cougar passes out.

i attempt to kick(and level up kicking) the cougar with my steel toed boots

(note that my pocket knife is really small, it's blade has less than two inches)
Kick. Kick. The cougar shudders and dies.
I throw the guiness book of world records at it and abscond.
You toss the book at the dead cougar. It bounces off of it's tough hide!

Attack the cougar with my (fake...) sword!
You hack at the cougar. You miss and hit a bush instead.

A dwarf falls out! he has blonde hair, facepaint, and a crossbow in his hands. He stands up and brushes himself off. "Surry..." he mutters, before grabbing the cougar and hoisting it onto his stout frame. He begins to haul it up the mountain.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #122 on: May 15, 2010, 03:46:08 pm »

Follow the dorf.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #123 on: May 15, 2010, 03:52:01 pm »

Aye, after him
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #124 on: May 15, 2010, 03:57:53 pm »

Follow the dorf.
Also ask him how large the fortress is.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #125 on: May 15, 2010, 04:01:20 pm »

>Ask the dwarf who he is.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #126 on: May 15, 2010, 04:09:47 pm »

i shout "hey! that's MY kill, you'll have to buy it from us if you want to butcher it."

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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #127 on: May 15, 2010, 04:11:47 pm »

I point out that we did kill it, not the dwarf.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #128 on: May 15, 2010, 04:16:11 pm »

He has a machine gun crossbow. Don't make him mad.
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Askot Bokbondeler

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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #129 on: May 15, 2010, 04:18:28 pm »

we have gunman, and my BOOTS! fear the killer boots

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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #130 on: May 15, 2010, 04:32:16 pm »

I get back from abscondation and ask he dwarf specifics of the fort. IF the other guys anger a dwarf, I get the hell out of there.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #131 on: May 15, 2010, 04:38:34 pm »

Wonder why the others all walked away.

Munch a tuber while I look around for usable wood.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #132 on: May 15, 2010, 04:41:37 pm »

You head off into the distance. The rest of the group follows you.

aparently you came with us

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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #133 on: May 15, 2010, 04:42:22 pm »

You head off into the distance. The rest of the group follows you.

aparently you came with us
Unless he's forcing me to, no I didn't.
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Re: Bay 12:Into the game, chapter one:Road to Oslee
« Reply #134 on: May 15, 2010, 04:46:32 pm »

he is the gm... and i'd guess you're included in "the rest of the group". i think he wants to keep us together so he doesnt have to bother with everyone's specific location. it's understandable
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