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Yes. She's quite obviously a plot device

6 (24%)

Yes. Listen to your elders.

0 (0%)

Yes. Who doesn't listen to crazy old woman in the middle of nowhere?

6 (24%)

No. She's obviously senile.

4 (16%)

No. She smells like... Old people...

7 (28%)

No. I think she's right, but I love to lose!

2 (8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i brought lot's of socks...they emit miasma, but that wont deter any dwarf! i bring all my items to the dwarven fortress trade depot, asking the dwarves for a copper axe, a copper pick and a few plump helmet spawns

i have for trade

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a stainless steel pocket knife,(i'll keep this
a plastic black ink pen,
a cow leather wallet
with a few plastic cards
a handfull of dirty cotton socks,
a cow leather jacket, i dress this one up, it can work as a leather armor, it's thick
a couple of tea cups with tea(probably spilled over by now),
an empty plastic bottle without it's cork,
half a package of cookies, (biscuits made of some kind of flour, sugar, salt, chocolate... i'd say these are worth a few bucks)
a sugar container (sugar is pretty valuable in df!)
and a stainless steel spoon

[dragnar]

I try starting my DS's web browser, then ask if the dwarves have found any adamantite. Avoid the trade depot at all costs...

[Jopax]

I throw in my large collection of random coins
"That should help us a bit"

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i think you need to specify a target to throw your stack of coins...but i don't think violence is a good option at this time

[Jopax]

"Oh, i meant to throw them into the pile we are trying to trade, we could get some more stuff that way, perhaps a dog"

[Askot Bokbondeler]

oh, right! a dog, yes, it'd be great if we get a couple
we should also try to buy a few cheap pieces of meat or fish

[Karnewarrior]

EVENT!:

As you approach the Moutain hall, a cougar jumps out at you! She roars, and the echos can be heard reverberating off the mountains!

WARNING: BODILY HARM LIKELY. REQUEST IMMEDIATE ACTION.

((You have very few minutes to react. If no action is taken, the cougar gets a free strike, and that's BAD!))

[Diablous]

Stab cougar with knife. Shout at gunman to shoot cougar.

[Heron TSG]

>throw a sharp-looking pencil at the cougar and then run the truck away!

[Armok]

{I am unable to play this game now (see thread in gd) it turns out and im displeased with the autopiloting so far. As it seems late joining is posible and i ahvnt really interacted with anything yet can we retroactively delay my entry into the game untill i have time to rp please?}

[Karnewarrior]

Stab cougar with knife. Shout at gunman to shoot cougar.

As the cougar leaps, you duck and raise your knife! The knife dives into the cougar just as the ribcage starts, lending enough force to brak the bone and make a three inch gash in the cougars chest! She is bleeding heavily!

>throw a sharp-looking pencil at the cougar and then run the truck away!

The pencil bounces off of the cougars hide. She looks faint!

WARNING: BODILY HARM POSSIBLE. REQUEST SPEEDY ACTION.

((You will have more time, now))

{I am unable to play this game now (see thread in gd) it turns out and im displeased with the autopiloting so far. As it seems late joining is posible and i ahvnt really interacted with anything yet can we retroactively delay my entry into the game untill i have time to rp please?}

So, your upset that you've walked a couple miles? Your effectively in stasis, right now. I'm not about to kill someone because they can't play.

[Jopax]

Stab it in the back while it's vunerable

[Askot Bokbondeler]

i attempt to kick(and level up kicking) the cougar with my steel toed boots

(note that my pocket knife is really small, it's blade has less than two inches)

[Diablous]

I continue attacking the cougar.

[Rashilul]

I throw the guiness book of world records at it and abscond.