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[Jimmy]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Pâté is passé. Unicorn - the new white meat.


Excellent source of sparkles!

(link)

[Jualin]

Excellent source of sparkles!

I smell false advertising. The only four parts of a unicorn that could possibly meet the daily recommended value of sparkles is the rainbow, surprises, sunshine, and stars of the unicorn. The unicorn horn itself is a great source of sparkles and wishes, but it is largely inedible. To get the daily recommended value of sparkles you'd have to eat several cans of the unicorn meat, but then you'd have more than your daily recommended value of hopes and dreams.

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.

[Deon]

I love this one more:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/b361/



Awesome site.

I mean really. THEY SELL PUKE!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.

Meh? Unicorn meat may be delicious, you never know. It may be like the spice.

[Flaede]

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.

Meh? Unicorn meat may be delicious, you never know. It may be like the spice.

They sell unicorn spice? Don't they call that "glitter"? Or do you get that from processing pixies?

[Ilmoran]

Excellent source of sparkles!
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I smell false advertising. The only four parts of a unicorn that could possibly meet the daily recommended value of sparkles is the rainbow, surprises, sunshine, and stars of the unicorn. The unicorn horn itself is a great source of sparkles and wishes, but it is largely inedible. To get the daily recommended value of sparkles you'd have to eat several cans of the unicorn meat, but then you'd have more than your daily recommended value of hopes and dreams.

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.
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Actually, they crush the horn and mix it in with the rest (Hence the slogan on the can "Magic in Every Bite", since the diagram shows magic coming from the horn").

But seriously, who wants to eat something that strongly resembles Spam with candy sprinkles?  Their marketing department failed on the packaging.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.

Meh? Unicorn meat may be delicious, you never know. It may be like the spice.

They sell unicorn spice? Don't they call that "glitter"? Or do you get that from processing pixies?

This spice.

[Beeskee]

Baconnaise

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm not sure why it's under caffeine though.

[monk12]

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.

Meh? Unicorn meat may be delicious, you never know. It may be like the spice.

They sell unicorn spice? Don't they call that "glitter"? Or do you get that from processing pixies?

This spice.

THE UNICORNS MUST FLOW!

[abculatter_2]

Hopes and dreams that would be crushed beneath the iron boot of progress and the realization you just ate a unicorn.

Meh? Unicorn meat may be delicious, you never know. It may be like the spice.

They sell unicorn spice? Don't they call that "glitter"? Or do you get that from processing pixies?

This spice.

THE UNICORNS MUST FLOW!

I started a fortress on a Joyous savanna (or was it a forest?) not too long ago for the magma throne room and 300 challenges...

Hmmmmm...

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Cruxador]

Dammit, get my hopes up and then it turns out to be fake. Seriously, I'd have bought it if it were just spam with edible glitter of some kind processed in, just for the can. And also to serve to small children.

It's real. Follow the link.