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[smjjames]

His constant delusions of danger and attack from the government and secret occult conspiracies makes me think he might in fact be a Fox news anchorman.

Also, Grakenlin, you are a magnificent bastard.

Not to mention it sounds rather cliche or stereotypical.

[piecewise]

Perhaps OP is a Poe?

[Rex_Nex]

Hmm. For some really odd reason, it seems like I'm the only one with an actual girlfriend here. Huh. Yes, your going to want some form of intimacy before you tell her. Don't believe the cliches about girls: being that open right away is a major no. Give her some reason to think your normal first.

But I have to admit, the "do it right before orgasm" thing is genius, I think I'll try that when I have to explain what happened to her ring.

[piecewise]

Hmm. For some really odd reason, it seems like I'm the only one with an actual girlfriend here. Huh. Yes, your going to want some form of intimacy before you tell her. Don't believe the cliches about girls: being that open right away is a major no. Give her some reason to think your normal first.

But I have to admit, the "do it right before orgasm" thing is genius, I think I'll try that when I have to explain what happened to her ring.

Hey, I'm married AND have a girl friend bud. That one is actually true.

[Vector]

Hmm. For some really odd reason, it seems like I'm the only one with an actual girlfriend here. Huh. Yes, your going to want some form of intimacy before you tell her. Don't believe the cliches about girls: being that open right away is a major no.

I'm a girl.  20 years old.  I dated a guy with Asperger's Syndrome (and not the mild, friendly variety) for about two years.  If he hadn't warned me before we'd started dating, it would have been extremely bad.

Of course, I may be an outlier... but I figure I'd better throw that out there.

[Rex_Nex]

Problem with generalizing how you should react, is that who your reacting to is going to change the outcome, quite a bit.

Well, that sentence didn't make much sense. In simpler forms, everyone's different.

@piecewise : cheating = no. Get rid of one or the other.

[Euld]

Perhaps OP is a Poe?

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[piecewise]

Problem with generalizing how you should react, is that who your reacting to is going to change the outcome, quite a bit.

Well, that sentence didn't make much sense. In simpler forms, everyone's different.

@piecewise : cheating = no. Get rid of one or the other.

Hey hey, I'm not cheating, we all live together. hmm... perhaps that requires explanation...oh well.

[Rex_Nex]

Ill just label it "daily threesome", call you a lucky man, and be done with it.

[piecewise]

Ill just label it "daily threesome", call you a lucky man, and be done with it.

Nah, only sleep with my step daughter.

[Rex_Nex]

Ahem. Uhm. Yea... so that's creepy.

[piecewise]

Ahem. Uhm. Yea... so that's creepy.

Not really, here I'll explain.

I started dating this girl who was in the country with her mother on a working visa. So, in order to allow her and her mother to stay in the country I married the mother. So technically I'm in a relationship with my step daughter but my marriage is really only a way to defraud the government.  It really does suck the shit they'd have to go through to get in any other way, esspecially considering she's a canadian with a medical degree who's been working here for ages. You know you can pay them tens of thousands of dollars and you only might get in? Its not a nice system.

so yeah, perfect sense, not creepy at all. Bit awkward at times, but not creepy.

[smigenboger]

Haha yeah that can't really be easily fit into a normal conversation.

Seems like you literally have to have a dramatic backstory to get into this forum

[Grakelin]

Ahem. Uhm. Yea... so that's creepy.

Not really, here I'll explain.

I started dating this girl who was in the country with her mother on a working visa. So, in order to allow her and her mother to stay in the country I married the mother. So technically I'm in a relationship with my step daughter but my marriage is really only a way to defraud the government.  It really does suck the shit they'd have to go through to get in any other way, esspecially considering she's a canadian with a medical degree who's been working here for ages. You know you can pay them tens of thousands of dollars and you only might get in? Its not a nice system.

so yeah, perfect sense, not creepy at all. Bit awkward at times, but not creepy.

I saw a pornsite called 'It's okay... She's My Stepdaughter!' once. It was pretty amusing.

Your mother-in-law/wife is a sellout, by the way.

[piecewise]

Ahem. Uhm. Yea... so that's creepy.

Not really, here I'll explain.

I started dating this girl who was in the country with her mother on a working visa. So, in order to allow her and her mother to stay in the country I married the mother. So technically I'm in a relationship with my step daughter but my marriage is really only a way to defraud the government.  It really does suck the shit they'd have to go through to get in any other way, esspecially considering she's a canadian with a medical degree who's been working here for ages. You know you can pay them tens of thousands of dollars and you only might get in? Its not a nice system.

so yeah, perfect sense, not creepy at all. Bit awkward at times, but not creepy.

I saw a pornsite called 'It's okay... She's My Stepdaughter!' once. It was pretty amusing.

Your mother-in-law/wife is a sellout, by the way.

Not sure what you mean by sellout.