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[Father Dagon]

Ah, damn, I overlooked that.

I sack five of my rexes to put a Saline Barbed Cucumber Cannon in play on the border of the forest, and prime it to fire on any elves emerging from within.

[Armok]

I play a kitchen, and my ratman spy make ¤delicious crumpets¤.
This causes a type !!FREEKIN AWESOME!! exception and summons Captain Ironblood at my command.
Ironblood consumes the crumpets.

[ February 14, 2008: Message edited by: Armok ]

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Father Dagon:
<STRONG>After consulting the Freshly Arrived Latemin Handbook, page 132, paragraph 2, I invoke the Multiplicity Anvil Principle which can be brought to bear when there are 10 or more spirits of fire present within any of the following pit types: smoking, dark, glowing, or vegetarian.

This allows me to multiply my amount of starting anvils by the amount of spirits of fire present, 20 in this case.

This allows me to sell all twenty of my anvils, and purchase a ponarda of T-rex, all armed with rayon meta-beam rifles, and they are all proficient in their use. I deploy said units at the glowing pit, and begin to lay waste to the spirits of fire therein.</STRONG>

Aha! But I invoke Fire Defense, in which if more than 15 anvils leave the area via trade at a time, my spirits of fire are invincible for a short time, which I use to dispatch your T-rexes.

[Father Dagon]

Alright, things are looking bad for me. I'm going to have to go for the gusto and use the Kingcumber Kannon gambit. I didn't want to do this, as the risk is huge, but I have little other choice.

All fire spirits become blue sheep with caster wheel feet.

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Father Dagon:
<STRONG>Alright, things are looking bad for me. I'm going to have to go for the gusto and use the Kingcumber Kannon gambit. I didn't want to do this, as the risk is huge, but I have little other choice.

All fire spirits become blue sheep with caster wheel feet.</STRONG>

Actually, blue sheep are more powerful than fire demons when used correctly. The only disadvantage is that caster wheel feet require them to be moved manually.

I activate Technicolor, which makes my blue sheep into rainbow sheep, which then learn Color Blast as a ranged attack. I also recieve an immigrant wave and assign them to my rainbow sheep.

[Father Dagon]

AH, but you forgot! If you check the 23rd Edition Immigrant Regulations rulebook, page one, in big, red, bold type, Captain Ironblood automatically and messily "deports" all immigrants as soon as they arrive on the field, assuming he has a full stomach. And we all know how filling crumpets can be.

My Saline Barbed Cucumber Cannon, since the Kingcumber Kannon gambit is in play, is able to absorb the gibs left over by the immigrants and convert them into Spacebux, 1000 a piece. I use my new funds to put the battleship Gaelen Gea Geros into play hovering 2000 ft above the kitchen.

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Father Dagon:
<STRONG>AH, but you forgot! If you check the 23rd Edition Immigrant Regulations rulebook, page one, in big, red, bold type, Captain Ironblood automatically and messily "deports" all immigrants as soon as they arrive on the field, assuming he has a full stomach. And we all know how filling crumpets can be.</STRONG>

This is only if he is in play. As he was never put in, this rule cannot be used.

[Father Dagon]

quote:Originally posted by Armok:
<STRONG>I play a kitchen, and my ratman spy make ¤delicious crumpets¤.
This causes a type !!FREEKIN AWESOME!! exception and summons Captain Ironblood at my command.
Ironblood consumes the crumpets.

[ February 14, 2008: Message edited by: Armok ]</STRONG>

He IS in play, and full of crumpets.

[Squeegy]

This invokes the Fair Play Rule, stating that if Captain Ironblood is in play at any time the game is unwinnable and he is removed.

[Father Dagon]

Is this before or after he gibs all the immigrants?

EDIT: fixed a typo

[ February 17, 2008: Message edited by: Father Dagon ]

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Father Dagon:
<STRONG>Is this before or after he gibs all the immigrants?

EDIT: fixed a typo

[ February 17, 2008: Message edited by: Father Dagon ]</STRONG>

Before. He disappeared the second he was summoned.

[Istrian]

Not so fast, according to the "Copyrighted Material Summoning Tacticus Rulebook" Ironblood has the right to sue anyone who summons him without his consent. Therefore a demon lawyer appears.
The player who summonned Ironblood must now decide whether to attend the trial (skip two turns + random event (referto the Random Events Refereee)) or settle out of court (pay 2^x victory points to the offended parties (Ironblood, Bomrek & Sons Tundra Fortress Corporation), where x is the number of carps in play, if you don't have enough VP you must sell your assets to other players).

EDIT : Rule clarification

[ February 17, 2008: Message edited by: Istrian ]

[Squeegy]

I position my rainbow sheep and activate Color Blast, which blows your demon into sparkly bits.

[Armok]

quote:Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>I position my rainbow sheep and activate Color Blast, which blows your demon into sparkly bits.</STRONG>

Now THATS juridic!  

[DuncanFrost]

As a demon lawyer has been summoned, under the Lawyers, Demons and Other Evil Thinges rulebook, my stolen crossbow kobold turns into a *Adamtantite Ballista*, firing *Artifact Adamtantite Bolt*s, and operator. As this is grossly overpowered, I must sacrifice the eyes of my operator. He opens fire wildly and hits the Saline Barbed Cucumber Cannon, which blows apart, creating a Rain of Blood (Not-Ironblood), therefore empowered me to gain 5d6 x power level victory points.