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[Xotes]

I call Clause 51 of Pantshelm, and gain three dwarves, two goblins, and a legendary kobold bowman, positioned inside the fortress after having forged an unholy alliance with each other.

I move my kobold to the local ammo stockpile while my dwarves and goblins mill about aimlessly.

[Dwarfaholic]

Ha! Right as I had planned!
I call rule 28.3 ("Harold's playschool") from rulebook 1.46 (third edition, Blixtkrieg ruleset) and summon an axedwarf and exactly fifty-seven googly-eyed children.

The resulting massacre nets be enough Blood Points to open a chasm into Xotes' starting area, dropping his troops into it.
Yes, this might cause Godly Anger (same book, rule 16.2), but I net more than enough points to counter any effects, barring of course "Vocal discord", but that never happens anyways.

EDIT: Wait a minute... skelecarp? Damn! I wish I had saved my points for later...

[ February 07, 2008: Message edited by: Dwarfaholic ]

[Armok]

There is a Vocal discord!

Are we playing by the classic Pantshelm ruleset or the postponed Pantshelm ruleset?

[Xotes]

I curse your clever ploy, Dwarfaholic! However, as my kobold was grabbing ammo, she is exempt from chasming according to rule 13.7 from rulebook 1.95 (first edition, Ironblood ruleset), and is therefore only startled by the loss of her former allies.

[Dwarfaholic]

Yeah, but remember, any character that s startled, accordint the previou Ironblood ruleset, is attacked by skelk, or snailmen, and this is decided by the batman council.

Also, as my keyboard is revolting, it would seem that there is indeed a Vocal Discord.
Thank Armok for postponed ruleset! I buy an antman and make him eat some dirt, thus triggering the "Bites dust" rule (2.47, Buildings and Critters ruleset, version 1987) and avoiding the Discord... for now.

All other players, on the other hand, are fully affected.

[Dwarfaholic]

*Bump

This can't die! Please?

[Deon]

I, PLATIPUS... err TACTICUS.

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Rondol:
<STRONG>]It seems we are using Pantsheim rules, which clearly state that we make up rules as we go along, and no rule can contradict any other rule.</STRONG>

Going with this...

I play Pi, from rule 3.14159265, which allows me to summon 2 !!LOGICAL PARADOX!!es and a glowing pit. However, it states that I am unable to use adamantine.

[Dwarfaholic]

So, a !!LOGICAL PARADOX!!, eh?

Well, thanks to the Vocal Discord, which is in play, you summon some !!PLUMP HELMET IN A BOX!! instead.

Now, if we only had some elves...

[DuncanFrost]

Aha! A plump helmet has come into play, and as it is inside a box, container or other object (according to the Box, Container or Other Objects (Chuck Norris Edition)), I may steal any one of the troops, spells or effects of my opponents. I take Xotes' crossbow kobold and end my turn.

[Bingbing]

Seeing as this is a new game...

I use all my points to buy zombie ninja pirates. Then I send them at a random target player (myself not included).

[Squeegy]

quote:Originally posted by Dwarfaholic:
<STRONG>So, a !!LOGICAL PARADOX!!, eh?

Well, thanks to the Vocal Discord, which is in play, you summon some !!PLUMP HELMET IN A BOX!! instead.

Now, if we only had some elves...</STRONG>

Aha! But this disturbs my glowing pit, and 20 spirits of fire come into my possession.

[Father Dagon]

After consulting the Freshly Arrived Latemin Handbook, page 132, paragraph 2, I invoke the Multiplicity Anvil Principle which can be brought to bear when there are 10 or more spirits of fire present within any of the following pit types: smoking, dark, glowing, or vegetarian.

This allows me to multiply my amount of starting anvils by the amount of spirits of fire present, 20 in this case.

This allows me to sell all twenty of my anvils, and purchase a ponarda of T-rex, all armed with rayon meta-beam rifles, and they are all proficient in their use. I deploy said units at the glowing pit, and begin to lay waste to the spirits of fire therein.

[Armok]

I play a ratman elite spy (rule JB.007, Pantshelm rulset, as per current play) at the chasm.

[Bingbing]

Ha! The Counter Daemon Strike Gambit is now available. I now am allied with the demons of the pits and can now wipe out any elves who come in to trade.